Man of Mean: IRA/PBS

Is 'Storm-Shadow' (James Bond) bridging with mean-analysis in Northern Ireland to use dowry-fantasy to end poverty-oriented terror?

A 'cool' pluralism/democracy treatise on the challenged Irish Republican Army and Public Broadcasting Service modern media regarding reports of economics angst and inter-religious incompatibilities, inspired loosely by The Devil's Own (Alan J. Pakula). Enjoy, 

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Amlan Satan ('Storm-Shadow') is a guerrilla-intelligence operative of the Foreign Irish Republican Army (F-IRA), intercepting piracy blood-diamond shipments trucking into economically-challenged/sectarian Northern Ireland (United Kingdom), where affirmative-action employment assistance program talks between Sinn Fein and Parliament would otherwise improve poverty conditions endured by the Irish-Catholic minority population aggravating coexisting lifestyle attitudes between the Catholic minority and British-Protestant majority population (descended from generations of English colonial settlers!).

AMLAN SATAN: We're an 'active' underground group operating in 'troubled' Northern Ireland (United Kingdom), recruiting members of this new world/underground group called the 'Foreign Irish Republican Army' and though our pluralist members are not necessarily Irish, we're certainly advocates of the Catholic minority population in poor old Belfast enduring unemployment/poverty conditions creating mistrust between themselves and British-Protestant youngsters in a situation so sensitive that added pirate-gem traffic ('blood-diamonds') would only add fuel to the flames, which is why we're reporting on the various hellfire missions involving direct actions on piracy-gem tucks/vehicles 'storming' into Northern Ireland and requiring 'immediate' explosion.

This sort of modern economics-intervention work signals a Western civilization (UK) dilemma in 'addressing' economics diagrams linked to political enhancements between religious/cultural/linguistic groups such as Irish-Catholics and British-Protestants. That's why the various factions of the 'IRA' (e.g., Real IRA, New IRA, Foreign IRA), which have emerged since the 20th-Century partition of mainland (Catholic) Ireland because of the 'technical' demographic colonial-settlement population statistic in Belfast, are meanly linked to the demands of the 'striated' Catholic minority in Northern Ireland in rising to more prominent/prosperous economic levels in that region and hopefully/thankfully no longer being an 'under-class' in the modern United Kingdom. That's why 'Storm-Shadow' is considered a 'man of mean' in the modern United Kingdom, reminding us all why modern journalism/media re-presents a socialized distance regarding global-activism in Western areas where capitalism simply does not 'breach' the dark gap between inter-religious angst and everyday dollars.

This is essentially why the Public Broadcasting Service has invested meanly and chiefly in the troubles of sectarian Northern Ireland (United Kingdom). The hope is to use multimedia/TV resource(s) to reach the mass audiences tuned into the media-era and dreaming of 'forms' of inter-religious activity (or 'traffic') relevant for/to the quality of commerce-driven socialized distance breaching! In fact, one PBS journalist is tracking Storm-Shadow and notices him having brunch every Sunday with a beautiful young redhead woman in 'troubled/sectarian' Belfast and reports to the audience that there's 'good reason' to think that this sort of multiculturalism 'courtship' re-presents our modern shared interests in using pluralism coexistence to reach new 'heights' of human romance storytelling and peace imagination. All of this is made possible with simple affirmative-action employment assistance program reforms negotiated between Sinn Fein and Parliament, which is why the 'active' PBS journalist believes Storm-Shadow's Sunday brunch-meetings with this beautiful 'local' Irish-Catholic woman is a surefire signpost for the bonds between love...and democracy-symbolic dowry rumors.

F-IRA: We're a 'mercenary' mean force from world-recruitment.
PBS: Are you not all Irish by intent or accident?
F-IRA: We're simply 'advocates' for the Irish-Catholic minorities.

PBS: Is this a mission for Western civilization?
F-IRA: We don't want 'troubles' outside Israel-Palestine linked to Christianity!
PBS: Catholicism and Protestantism do comprise the two dominant faiths of the Christian globe.
F-IRA: That's why we're invested in the 'mean' of economics-stats in Northern Ireland.
PBS: You hope to end unemployment-linked crimes/piracy in poor old Belfast?
F-IRA: Exactly; we're making a 'mean' study between blood-diamond seduction and poverty/crime.
PBS: So, blood-diamonds are 'luring' poor young Catholic men of Belfast into lives of crime/terror?
F-IRA: And that's why we're intervening on such monitor(s)...for the express purpose of employment dreams!
PBS: What about this captain of yours ('Storm-Shadow') rumored to be courting an Irish-Catholic native-woman?
F-IRA: Every 'James Bond' may have a secret/personal 'daydream' of 'escaping' missions for love-dowry.

PBS: Is this really a question of invested/activated lifestyle fortunes and things like 'dowry' consciousness?

F-IRA: Without fortune 'mean' analysis, there's no real progress-evaluations for the under-class Irish-Catholics.
PBS: What's the real link between unemployment and terrorism?
F-IRA: Romance...you can't separate man from confidence!
PBS: Perhaps your captain ('Storm-Shadow') may be getting married...to leave this life for one of...dowries!
F-IRA: Perhaps.

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)