WalMart: Faerie-Detector Kit(s)

A Story by Abishai100

A 'diorama' about finding magic in everyday traffic required (arguably) for modernism dressage(s).

A vignette about finding optimism in the modern world, inspired very loosely by How to Get Ahead in Advertising (Rachel Ward).

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Go to WalMart with a special 'faerie' (mythical miniature winged humanoids of Earth-forests with warnings/optimism) detector-kit to rediscover your natural bond with nature itself.

I've designed for you special home-crafting kits for generating personalized images and avatars of great mystical consumerism value like Christmas shopping elves and visiting medical angels for artistic happiness.

These 'kits' will help you generate the 'right-stuff' in the mind for your trip to WalMart for the proper ID-processes for faeries and their human disguised form in society; they wander among us with the hope of helping us become more optimistic in this post-9/11 era of distance(s)!

The faerie's adversary is the dragon, the 'Devil's Advocate' of anarchy/darkness, and the society 'equivalence' of the mythical dragon is the sci-fi horror-film franchise destroyer intelligent alien species known as the Xenomorph. In fact, all faeries are purely hypnotized by the Alien films which characterize these 'Xenomorphs' as enemies of survival smiles.

Some faeries disguised as humanoids in Earth-realm work at sectarian troubled areas outside Israel-Palestine, including poverty-complicated Belfast, Northern Ireland (United Kingdom), where even a Catholic-Protestant bookshop is not secure(d) from the horrors of modern human darkness!

Mostly, you'll find a faerie disguised as a humanoid at your local North American WalMart super-market shopping-center, where you find goods/products ranging from medical thermometers to light-bulbs and chips (potato)! This is American/Western convenience, and you use your mental-notes driven 'faerie-detector kit(s)' (purely intellectual!) to discriminate between a 'half-lit' human of great optimistic self-awareness or sharpness or a 'full-lit' human of similar disposition/power who's more likely an 'actual' fully-sized humanoid-disguised faerie. The WalMart consumers are everyday people, and you never know who'll come across your path as you walk down the shoppers-aisles on any given Sunday!

If you like, take a video-camera or a smartphone-recorder with you and take real-time motion-imagery of super-market shopping-centers (WalMart) to see which human consumers in the West/America you come across who's actually a 'real' faerie disguised as a human. Go home, take notes (in your mind!), and derive your 'demand' for faerie consciousness or real intelligence.

If you're not sure if you have the 'daring' to pursue such a willful endeavor, simply find convenience-comforts shopping at WalMart and don't worry about the faerie-humanoid world and think about your more 'worldly' concerns like the Russo-Ukraine War (CNN) war-impact on global capitalism inflation and product-tariffs. Think about why a pretty woman at WalMart is the 'right gal' to approach and ask for a companionship-enriching Saturday eve in Buffalo (New York).

Play Mortal Kombat (yeah!) video-games on the Playstation and enjoy using a nifty energy-enhancing combat-avatar like Raiden to think more openly about why modern universal consciousness (in the media/tech era) draws out our youthful fantasies about 'becoming' unusual fantastic individuals of great social potency or prowess. Where's the humility? Perhaps using Raiden, master of electric-energy and shock and martial-arts, reminds you of a 'faerie-humanoid' reminding you of civilization rationalism and the 'escape' from human maladies.