Pearl Team: Belfast Drywall(s) (F-IRA)

A valiant unit of piracy-infiltrators work in the UK to resolve blood-diamond woes complicating unemployment reforms in Parliament!

A tale about Irish paranoia, inspired loosely by the excellent recent American film The Devil's Own (Alan J. Pakula). Enjoy, 

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Pearl Team was part of the 'Foreign Irish Republican Army' (F-IRA) from British Columbia (North America) sent to economically complicated/sectarian Belfast, Northern Ireland (United Kingdom). Pearl Team was to intercept a piracy-gem shipment from Sierra Leone owned by Baron Ion which would lure young unemployed men of Belfast into a life of crime, complicating affirmative-action employment assistance program talks between Sinn Fein and Parliament.

F-IRA is not necessarily Irish but usually is comprised of Catholic advocates/activists specifically working with poverty issues in Northern Ireland (UK) and draws students/intelligentsia from around the globe and especially in North America. F-IRA is endorsing this Pearl Team mission to intercept Baron Ion's blood-diamonds heading into Belfast bank safe-boxes and will swap the Sierra Leone stone(s) with toy gems!

F-IRA: Without proper management of piracy/crime among the youth of Belfast, unemployment address can be striated!

Two members of the Pearl Team wait outside Belfast bank in a rented/stolen car painted up as a new-company taxi-cab while two other members, male/female, march in wearing vaudeville/Cossack guerrilla costumes and wielding toy water-rifled filled with hot acid and request media photos of Baron Ion's bank safe-box for a street-show about insured diamond humors, and while inside the safe-box, they inform the escorting lone guardsman (Leo) the duo are wielding water-rifles filled with acid and instruct him to dance in front of the security-camera lens!

BANK MANAGER: Business was 'customary' that day in Northern Ireland (United Kingdom) and we didn't expect distance.

The duo of Pearl Team (F-IRA) burn a hole into Ion's safe-box and swap his $20M blood-diamonds with toy-gems and tell Leo to remain inside the safe-box area/room and wait until the attending manager/rep arrives with further instructions when he'll inform the media that the Pearl Team worked with Interpol-relations to draw out media-statements about Ion's gem-insurance monitors and sneak out the bank bathroom window and into the awaiting cab parked by the other 2 Pearl members. The safe-box stunt is a funny success!

F-IRA: Modern commercial investments in Belfast's economy will offer monitor(s) for gem-exchanges disclosures.

The Pearl Team abandon their taxicab and hop onto the metro and get to an Interpol-relations exchange(s) station and transfer the Sierra Leone (Ion) stones for commission and deposit act on their Zurich account before departing for Amsterdam. The press reports, "Big Brother is watching Northern Ireland transit/traffic for now!"

The Pearl Team then flips its script and starts blogging colorful comics-avatars stories online about the nature of modern guerrilla monitoring of anti-capitalism piracy activity in 'trouble' spots in Western civilization (Northern Ireland) as the Russo-Ukrainian War wages on, revealing our modern worldly dilemmas regarding fortune-axes distances.

For now, Sinn Fein leaders feel Interpol-relations 'buddies' have offered a strange/special new form of piracy-monitor for this emerged economics threat created/posed by blood-diamond traffic from Sierra Leone, so affirmative-action employment assistance talks in Parliament may resume to offer the poverty-stricken Irish-Catholic minorities a world-endorsed 'way' out of this modern Bedlam of unemployment/crime driven socialized dangers.

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)