American Ninjas: New England Dragon-Charter

A Story by Abishai100

An 'outstanding' American vigilante-ninja fable of 'diamond-shine' and New England derivation(s) for the modern dreamer.

A very wry vigilante-fable inspired by Five Element Ninjas! Enjoy (and thanks for reading),

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The Dragon-House of the 'American Ninjas' were composed of a quintuplet of twins, all from Algeria, all US Citizens, all with the surname Satan. They made their house their base of networking and meeting and named it after a London Protestant bar, even though they'd all converted to Catholicism after fleeing Algeria and becoming citizens of the United States, and official charter-holders of the dragon-house (BonesGate).

The five ninjas, quintuplets-Satan, wanted to make BonesGate a special mission-statement for the exposition of their infiltrations skills to deal with a blood-diamond baron in New England for a local village/town threatened by the warlord-baron because of their local diamond-business, a mom-and-pop store called Continental Clementine.

NINJA 1 (Amlan): Specialist in tranquilizer-darts and swimming; a lover of Russian literature and hippie-music.

NINJA 2 (Ajay): Short-story writer and Amlan's closest brother-friend and president of BonesGate; skill --- knives.

NINJA 3 (Damian): Masked vigilante and blood-diamond student; graduate of Dartmouth; skill --- acid-guns.

NINJA 4 (Shuvro): Graduate of Wake-Forest and lover of classical music and math; skill --- politics.

NINJA 5 (Fenian): Lover of Irish media and ex-member of 'Foreign Irish Republican Army'; skill --- hypnosis.

The 'American Ninjas' wanted to infiltrate the baron's mansion in New England as a disguised theater-circus company of quintuplets, swimming in the backyard/nearby pond and daring his hired henchmen to try to assassinate them, and killing them for real before storming his estate and burning his blood-diamond safe-box with Damian's acid-guns and leaving toy-gems in their place and warning him to tell everyone, "This is a ninja-stunt created by an Interpol-office(s) media-message about holding dangerous stones in private residence." This should complicate the baron's media prestige somewhat, right?

AMERICAN NINJAS: We're simply showing this good-baron the methods of infiltrations based on migrant-skills and real-IQ.

Now, these 'five-element ninjas' had already dealt with a terrifying Yakuza operation of blood-diamonds operation in the Northern Ireland forest and assassinated each-and-every goon sent by the Asian gang intending to distribute Sierra Leone piracy-gems through the UK and into British Columbia.

BARON ION: Apparently, this theater-circus company of quintuplets from Romania is quite a marvel; they're invited here!

While swimming in the pond for Ion's backyard show, the 'five-element ninjas' prepared to use real weapons, hidden in the pond the night-before and were totally-ready for Ion's goons who'd been assigned to perform the theater-stunt, goons who'd been from the Yakuza, hired by Ion to stay in his estate and keep 'watch' for the very-same blood-diamond 'vigilantes' who foiled the Yakuza-plan in Northern Ireland forests.

BARON ION: Those 'rascals' stole my gems, left toys in their place, and sent me a postcard of their niece from Bangkok!

DAMIAN (Ninja-3): We apparently 'inherited' a Yakuza-defector woman, a gorgeous woman who'd been 'cast-away' as refugee.

AJAY: We're all going to New Orleans, to enjoy a Saints (football) game and just forget Ion/Leo/Cruise (et. al).

The 'American Ninjas' had won. They managed to foil Ion's media-'agenda' and saved Continental Clementine, the little diamonds-enterprise in New England (remember?). This was an 'advanced' Western tale...of Catholic distance(s).

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)