UTEP Lotto: Dishware-Dotty

A strange 'fortune' involving war of the worlds linked to UTEP girls' soccer and coach-heroism signs an Earth-division!

A War of the Worlds inspired fable for this post-9/11 era of great socialized distances. Enjoy, 

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UTEP girls' soccer team received an outstanding psyche-team gift with a shipment of Lotto soccer-cleats and prepared for the upcoming anticipated college sports season in the United States.

The campus, located in Texas, a vintage US state, is considered one of the most amazing student environments in North America and arguably in the entire modern world.

The soccer coach and his wife, both part of the media-world are part of an active sports-marketing campaign involving fashion-modeling and video-game gifts for children of the alumni connected to UETP for various modern school-tied magazine features about the traffic of teachers/celebrities/vacationers!

The coach of the girls' soccer team, Amlan Satan, got a gift of Sherlock Holmes comics from his wife Luka who wanted him to appreciate the delicate fineries of the awesome team-analytics work he'd been doing to cast a special field-IQ for modern teamwork-themed storytelling!

AMLAN SATAN: I even showed up at one game for my girls' team costumed as a modern Sherlock Holmes for Luka!

The UTEP girls' team steam-rolled past its rivals/competitors that college-soccer season, and Satan commented, "Never in our history had we seen such beautiful games reflective of team-analysis magic and the 4-2-2 give-go style of thru-passing and strike-premeditations!"

When the UTEP soccer team reached the championship game, Satan commented, "Girls' college-soccer will be a new diadem in the United States, all thanks to media-spirits created by this new broadcast-era of socialized distances/conveniences."

LUKA: I got our kids special toy-phones to cast this experience as a special 'gem' for imaginations of playground-folklore!

AMLAN SATAN: I can't wait for my wife's zesty cherry-pie after we complete this unbelievable soccer experience.

The cafeteria at UTEP honored this laurel in school-history by showcasing its new dishware for the students hoping to 'dine' on the glories of campus pride and achievement(s)!

Fortunately, the 'signals' of modern campus magazine fanfare didn't fall behind, as fashion magazine editors chose UTEP for a new fanfare campaign about the role of domestic values or home-and-kitchen IQ for the education/values of college-raised American fortunes, all stemming from the bright idea of fitness-geared domestic coutures!

All this 'buzz' prompted the comp-sci department to generate brilliant new globally-transmitted media 'intelligence' signals featuring synthesized UTEP cheerleaders in electric cheer communications, and it seemed the 'heavens' would take notice!

It wasn't heaven that was the only witness, but Hell, and it came in the form of an unpredictable alien-species invasion from Mars, with a giant craft landed near UTEP after the 'Martians' detected this 'species-pride' sportsmanship signal, moving the invading alien 'creatures' to present the loud declaration of undeniable Earth domination, despite all historic laurels of academic pride.

When the colonialization-minded alien 'creature' leaped off the space-mothership and began spewing acid all over the athletic field near the rugged hills/mountains near the UTEP campus main building(s) areas, the National Guard was called into fire laser-guns, newly-developed by the gov't/army (in secret!) and Amlan Satan (the coach!) was 'gifted' one laser-handgun to help join this species 'defiance' fight to honor human prayers.

AMLAN SATAN: We destroyed that malicious alien 'creature' and reaffirmed our pride-of-Texas born through sports-escape!

AMLAN SATAN (Coach!): They honored me with a 'GI Joe' rendition of me as 'Lifeline' (rescue-soldier) for the field-triumph.

Perhaps all this magazine-like glory for humanity, centric for the species-celebratory UTEP girls' soccer success in North America would signal a newfound spirit for magazine-campaigns featuring the 'domestic brilliance' of everyday life and the new 'avatar' for this American dream ad-initiative featured a UTEP teacher's wife as a kitchen-life modeling 'superstar' named Diswhare-Dotty --- all for the 'goodness' of the telephone of diplomacy.

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)