Misfits: Hurricane(s) Dr.

A popular rock-band from Europe visits the Miami campus for an eco-performance and require a detective's aid for security from a devil.

On the campus of an iconic American school-environment lurks a real (fictional) psycho stalking a fun female music-band, requiring a 'dashing' modern-day dick. Enjoy, 

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The Hurricane(s) of Miami prepared for a revved-up American football season highlighting the campus' special flair for atmospherics and 'academic' spirits.

The Misfits from Northern Ireland (UK) were in town to perform their special eco-hit Diamonds are Forevermore!

MISFITS: Gals, let's enjoy a terrific stadium game of Hurricanes football before our own eco-festivities kick-off, eh?

The Misfits are an outstanding Euro-rock female band who loved collecting Miami souvenirs while they'd been visiting the campus for their special eco-performance concert to kick-off their Solarbot ad-campaign for Esquire and enjoyed playing some Hurricanes memento card-games in their Courtyard suite, financed by the awesome Friends of Sinn Fein (New England).

MISFITS: Gals, I say we check out the Westchester shopping 'complex' near the Miami campus and what this market's got!

Inside, they noticed some nice pretty ladies doing some convenience lifestyle shopping, as is the 'norm' (really!) in the American landscape, which is far different from sectarian/unemployment conditions troubled Northern Ireland (UK).

MISFITS: Gals, I wonder if this 'exposure' about American trumpets might get us in the 'dark' with fanatics; we need guards.

The 'gals' hired an excellent private-bodyguard named Amlan Satan (aka, 'Shadow') who liked costuming himself as 'Sherlock Holmes' when not walking around patrolling the Misfits' Courtyard hotel and drove them in their iconic Saab-limo, posed as the wily old-world literary detective. He'd been a real gentlemen, and Pizzazz (Misfits captain/musketeer) fell in love!

SHADOW: I have reason to think the Miami campus psycho 'Night-Slasher' will stalk Misfits; I'll pose as an eccentric dick.

SHADOW: I knew I'd catch you sooner-or-later, Night-Slasher.

NIGHT-SLASHER: I didn't expect some campus loon costumed 'dick' to have a water-gun filled with acid!
SHADOW: How's your foot?
NIGHT-SLASHER: I'll get the treatment I need, 'dick', in the 'fine' Miami insane-asylum.

SHADOW: I'm off to enjoy Diamonds are Forevermore.

NIGHT-SLASHER: You stink.

SHADOW: Right.

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)