Hawaii Crime-Noir: Dartmouth

The affable cop-detective of Waikiki (beach) pursues a disappearance of a media-lady tied to "Night-Slasher" darkness/dreads.

A fun 'Hawaii Five-O' fable for this burgeoning spring season in the United States! Enjoy, 

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Waikiki Beach (Hawaii) is where a slick modern cop-detective (Dartmouth) is working to tackle a nefarious case involving the mysterious/haunting disappearance of a gorgeous media-model figurine named Moki who'd been scheduled for a special Pro-Bowl market-appearance for Esquire at the Courtyard.

DARTMOUTH: The only 'prime' suspect in this horrid beach-case is the elusive Waikiki Night-Slasher (a demon-rider of hell!).

This 'stunning' media-figurine Moki had been linked to a new Coppertone campaign with the media superstar (Cruise) and was now scheduled for this Pro-Bowl magazine spread featuring imagery analogous to the natural-magic of modern water-bathing photography found in Nat-Geo.

DARTMOUTH: I'm the 'ace' cop-detective of Waikiki, and I'm intending to cast the Night-Slasher as a 'destroyer' of nerdism!

Dartmouth has this terrific toy-badge distribution 'agenda' for Waikiki Christmastime, and it's mean to forward the media-notion that entertainment/consumerism won't be banned in the United States because of the Night-Slasher (or 9/11)!

DARTMOUTH: I stay safe/comfy in my Courtyard precinct-amenity in Waikiki and anticipate the Qatar Cup [2022].

NIGHT-SLASHER: I believe this 'Dartmouth' thinks that catching a 'darkman' like me is rudimentary, but he'll need perfection!

NIGHT-SLASHER: How'd you nab me, Dartmouth?
DARTMOUTH: Why'd you stalk/destroy that lovely Moki?
NIGHT-SLASHER: How'd you nab me, Dartmouth?
DARTMOUTH: Elementary...I used 'basic' education paranoia from the Ivy League!

NIGHT-SLASHER: Aha; you're a perfect 'duke' of island-babylon.

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)