Wendy's Rapunzel: The FDA Drizzle*

A fast-food vigilance-adventure marks this New England 'heroic' about a 'Rapunzel' who simply needs a 'jolt' of detection!

A fast-food vigilante American fable, a 'dramedy' inspired by Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle. Enjoy, 

DISCLAIMER: I have no official ties to the restaurant/franchise mentioned in this work of capitalism-fanfiction and intend this only/simply to be a 'dollar' presentation of governance dramatics. 

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Boston (New England) is symbolic of North American traffic, and it's where very symbolic companies call home, catering to a diverse student population (Harvard, MIT, Boston University) and offering unlimited capitalism diadems, which is what this modern Western tale is really about, so pay close attention, folks!

A fashion-model named Esha is a huge Wendy's fast-food restaurant fan, enjoying going to the drive-thru window in her uncle's truck and getting her favorite zesty chicken-and-honey sandwich every time she visits, but Esha has never thought about the modern New England dilemma of terrorism and food-tampering.

A policeman is hired by Esha's uncle to follow her around in Boston streets during the day, when she commutes to work, her fashion-company, by walking and then walks to the Park for lunchtime and then home after work, and sometimes her uncle picks her up after work in his truck (if he's in town!) and takes her to Wendy's right outside Boston (Summer St.).

However, an American psycho-terrorist has become a 'disguised employee' of the Boston (Summer St.) Wendy's and is planning to poison Esha's zesty chicken-sandwich next time she drives up to the drive-thru window with her uncle in his big truck! This homegrown terrorist hopes to intoxicate a prominent media-figure, a New England fashion-model while infiltrating the Wendy's restaurant to create 'raw' panic.

ESHA: Oh, I can't wait to get to the Wendy's-joint today, after work, to get to the window in uncle's truck for my sandwich!

Fortunately, two 'vigilantes' have been tracking this American psycho-terrorist after he was fired from the FDA (DC) and blogged online, "I'm getting the American 'rascal' media-system by poisoning a New England fashion-model who happens to go to an 'iconic' fast-food restaurant by Boston."

The vigilantes are Kitana and Amlan, theater-performers who put on shows about Mortal Kombat stage-performances for youngsters in New England. They noted the blog online posted by the psycho who'd planned to poison Esha's sandwich disguised as a temp-employee, putting together Esha's sandwich himself.

KITANA: We wait for Esha's uncle-truck to get to the drive-thru window (Wendy's) and swap her sandwich with ours.

AMLAN: Exactly; then we 'request' the employee(s) inside comment online about the 'mock-competition' theater stunt!

Two weeks later, the psycho-terrorist working inside Wendy's has no choice from all the media/social 'buzz' created by the 'funny afternoon Wendy's sandwich-swap stunt' designed to draw attention to the FDA and monitor(s) for fast-food quality/health inspection(s) and feels the 'pressures' of society talk regarding his Wendy's branch. Amlan/Kitana then promptly have the FBI track this guy, to make sure he doesn't hit another 'iconic' American restaurant, which kids and adults (alike!) simply love.

KITANA: Let's get one of those Wendy's chicken zest-sandwiches ourselves now, darling!
AMLAN: You said it!

The terrorist is arrested just 2 months later and it's revealed he was some kind of 'online disciple' of the infamous Unabomber (Harvard). This modern vigilante-tale is really about what comprises a new gen-lens of capitalism securities in an era where 'mass-traffic' and 'mob-psychology' simply creates 'dollar' stories! God bless America, folks.

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)