Soccer/Tinseltown

A global women's soccer 'charity-event' precedes the anticipated 'dish' Qatar Cup [2022], drawing in the energy of a 'sharp' GI Joe dude.

An homage to the upcoming anticipated Qatar Cup, inspired loosely by Clear and Present Danger (Harrison Ford)! Enjoy, 

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The Qatar World Cup (soccer) event was going to be a huge media event, since it'd be the first time a Muslim nation would host the iconic international soccer tourney.

Meanwhile, a soccer event involving the US women's national team would be a terrific charity-event which would require some extra security-measures for the traffic stabilization on American homeland turf.

The charity-event would invite prominent fashion-models/media-figures to cast the market(s) of soccer advertisements for the express purpose(s) of modern media circulation of the idea that world-soccer would be a commerce-uniting activity for globalized dress.

The US women's national team managed to defeat rival Sweden in the exhibition charity-event in New England (Boston), and the media-figure(s) attending the broadcast event raised much money for this emerged global sport, which outside America is the largest sporting market today (not football!).

MAGAZINE-WRITER: The idea that modern media 'stars' can't be wed to market-consciousness is absurd these days.

This requires a certain vigilance, especially since the Boston US women's soccer charity-event drew in the 'ire' of an ex-Cobra terrorist agent named Major Blud, who wanted to set off a smoke-bomb inside the stadium during the game, claiming the West had no 'media-rights' at the Qatar Cup (soccer) because of its 'gross misrepresentation' of chemical weapons developments. However, the American President denies any 'false claim' that the government's been developing radioactive materials for use in global warfare.

The CIA hired a special agent, a 'GI Joe' operative named Storm-Shadow who'd infiltrate the soccer event as a theater-performer costumed as 'Sherlock Holmes' and claiming he'd looking for a long-lost friend who'd arrive at the event. This 'friend' is Major Blud, and when he showed up at the charity-event, dressed in a suit, he noticed Storm-Shadow who was eyeing him, first in his own suit and later in his detective-show costume and invited Blud over for some event table ale.

BLUD: You got me really drunk, Storm-Shadow.

STORM-SHADOW: I'm trying to get you to confess you're an anti-American with terrorist agenda, pal!
BLUD: Well...yes, I am.

STORM-SHADOW: Why'd you want to destroy such an event in New England, pal?
BLUD: Well...I work for Cobra, but let's not keep talking while I'm so drunk.

STORM-SHADOW: No need, pal; I work for the government, and I've just recorded your statements.

BLUD: Damn.

The day was saved. The US women's soccer event in Boston went off without hitch, and it was a great 'society appetizer' for the Qatar Cup event in the Muslim world. The lesson here for the post-9/11 era is simple --- terrorism can be 'addressed' with the forms of demo-dreamcatchers!

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)