Obsession: Calvin Klein {Fairy-Tale}

A capitalism 'romance' with a real 'foreign-taste' for the uncanny/dreamcather(s)!

A capitalism parody of sorts inspired very loosely by How to Get Ahead in Advertising. Enjoy (signing off), 

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Max Sterling had been spying on human civilization from his cartoon-dimension called RoboTech and was obsessed with a special fashion-model (Holland) and wanted to travel to the Earth-realm to follow her around with the human Earth-name 'Calvin Klein' (a name he really liked actually!).

He decided to move through a space-portal so he'd end up on Earth-realm and be able to court/woo this 'faerie-princess' of fashion(s) and court her as his special bride of a dimensional crossover activity. Sterling ('Calvin Klein') decided this decision to find a faerie-human lover of romance would be a nice re-presentation of universal design.

STERLING ('Calvin Klein'): I've discovered the 'ideal' human faerie-princess for message(s) of real distances!

ESHA: I love you.

CALVIN KLEIN: You love my Irish Sweet Potatoes, darling lady of Earth-realm!

The purveyor of the Irish potatoes candy-food happened to be a Protestant-Southerner named Long-Hanks ('LH') and wanted to know why/how Calvin Klein got to claim on cyber-forums that romance-links to the good would afford him unchecked access into the world of Western capitalism!

LH: It seems you've 'crossed-over' into the dominion of authorities!
CALVIN KLEIN: I simply love the 'aromatic aromatherapy' of thee Irish potatoes, Longs.
LH: Cool; but remember any deference to capitalism-governance beckons images of obedience.
CALVIN KLEIN: A good religious student would respect such an 'image' of traffic-dress!

CALVIN KLEIN: I've achieved the impossible --- I've managed to 'woo' both Earth-realm and a faerie-princess (with wit).

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)