Catch the Thief [A]

A real-life 'James Bond' presents his diary-notes about the 'quality' of modern guerrilla-intelligence surrounding defense of 'drone' capitalism.

A blood-diamond opus inspired loosely by Catch Me If You Can (Leo DiCaprio). Enjoy, 

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Amlan Satan is a master-thief working with Interpol-relations office(s) to create modern globe blood-diamond infiltration(s) complicating overground commercial traffic and creating street-piracy anti-productive for affirmative-action employment assistance programs talks between Sinn Fein and UK Parliament catering to the unemployed/displaced Irish-Catholic minority in sectarian 'troubled' Belfast, Northern Ireland (United Kingdom) who might turn to lives of crime-traffic. Satan is considered the modern-day 'James Bond' of blood-diamond work.

AMLAN SATAN: I use the field-alias 'Storm-Shadow' to perform my macro-systems gems intervention creating piracy-traffic!

However, this James Bond of blood-diamonds has an unordinary tale, and that's what this cinematic modernism 'tale' is really about, folks. He was born in Algiers in troubled political times and escaped to the West to study at Dartmouth before being recruited by Interpol-office(s) and becoming 'Storm-Shadow' (a code-lingo for 'GI Joe' operations, really!).

After leaving Algiers and becoming a real 'James Bond' of the gem-highways, Storm-Shadow (Amlan Satan) studied the sectarian complexity of 'troubled' Belfast, Northern Ireland (United Kingdom) and why 'conflict-stones' from Africa trafficking into the UK would complicate the overground commercial works negotiated by Sinn Fein and Parliament.

STORM-SHADOW: I had to do some field-research and picked up some literature regarding blood-diamonds diagrams!

Storm-Shadow regularly likes to take Aer Lingus flights all around Europe to perform his blood-diamond infiltrations, intercepting the corrupt gem-baron storages of piracy-stones in bank safe-boxes in cities as varied as Frankfurt and Brussels. This is complex work, and fortunately, Aer Lingus offers 'James Bond' the right tone(s) of transit-designs.

AER LINGUS: Our mission is to provide the transit/traffic amenity and securities for the modern James Bond or citizen.

When Storm-Shadow arrives in Amsterdam (Netherlands), he starts planning his blood-diamond operation in ING bank, a major institution in asset-banking in modern Europe. Amsterdam is a city of great traffic colors, and it's where Storm-Shadow has to balance piracy-study with culture-immersions!

His plan is to use Coronavirus mask protections gear to make himself look like a masked but 'normal' civilian investor of diamonds highways/capitalism and walks into the ING bank in winter and wears a hat and sunglasses and Coronavirus-mask and shows the bank manager his local theater-company street-performance show-prop toy water-guns along with the diamonds (fakes!) he wishes to deposit in the safe-boxes.

BANK MANAGER: Business at our fine institution was customary and we didn't expect anything unusual/unordinary!

The ING bank interior is really something to marvel at, and this 'James Bond' of blood-diamonds has had to work very analytically to evaluate the 'shape' of traffic and blend into the traffic to make himself look like a regular investor in this age of Coronavirus, where blood-diamonds are still a variable!

BANK MANAGER: Our guardsman (Leo) will escort you to the safe-box area of the vault beyond the offices area (lower-level).

Once Storm-Shadow gets to the safe-box area of the ING bank vault area with his escorting guardsman, he tells him he's from Interpol and his water-gun is filled with acid and instructs Leo to dance in front of the security-camera while he burns a hole into Baron Goldfinger's blood-diamonds safe-box and swaps his piracy-gems with his own fake diamonds and leaves a note (for media!), reading, "Can the good baron determine why 'insured' stones in Europe still require press-designs?"

He's on his way now to Zurich (Switzerland), in his Coronavirus-mask and gear and tools/kits and James Bond blood-diamond agenda for this modern world of capitalism complexity!

STORM-SHADOW: Before departing for the Swiss-bank job, I'll take in a rather fun Dutch soccer exhibition game (World Cup)!

Once more, he's on an Aer Lingus flight from Amsterdam to Zurich, and he takes time to appreciate why modern Euro-transit is enhanced by the amenity of transit-tourism companies, which he seeks to 'defend' and secure from modern piracy activity stretching into economically 'troubled' Northern Ireland!

AER LINGUS: We care about the 'quality' of modern traffic and travel, and our patrons believe in world-fortunes.

Finally, Storm-Shadow (Amlan Satan) is in Zurich. Here, he had to take some time to write in his diary, "I thought about my politically-troubled and complex childhood 'wonder-years' in Algiers and how it informed my new world-ambitions for intelligence sensitivity after graduating from Dartmouth (New England) and joining Interpol-office(s) and thinking about how my displaced 'life' of transit made me more appreciative of what composes the 'imagination' behind European dance...and depressions too."

STORM-SHADOW: Arriving at the Zurich bank made me appreciate the levels of analysis I'd perform prior to this heist!

BANK MANAGER: Business at our fine Euro-institution was normal/standard, so we'd not anticipate any unordinariness.

Once more, he's in his Coronavirus mask-gear, so his face is mostly unrecognizable, and he's in a sharper business-suit this time, our protagonist man of pensive 'James Bond' works (Storm-Shadow), and he tells the manager and escorting guardsman while walking to the safe-boxes area of the Zurich bank that he's carrying a water-gun filled with acid...a media-stunt for Interpol-news and flashes his homemade fake Interpol-ID while insisting his priority requires absolute (secret) obedience.

GUARDSMAN: He burned a hole into Baron Ion's safe-box and swapped his diamonds with toys and a note - "Diamond-IQ day".

EURO-POLICE: We're determining if this 'Coronavirus-masked robber' is indeed an intelligence-operative...or 'normal' pirate!

STORM-SHADOW (Diary): It's been so many years since I left Algiers and think about the enduring 'complexity' of politics/life.

INTERPOL: Blood-diamond corruption today threatens the world-gem exchange and makes for 'real' terrorism-woe(s)!

Amlan Satan is now a contributing editor/artist for the new comic book series Thief of Thieves and offers intriguing ideas surrounding the proliferation of ideas regarding the traffic-complexity that give rise to imaginative forms of asset/securities movements in the modern underground/underworld linked to serious capitalism diagonals/democracy.

His James Bond works with blood-diamonds interventions/intelligence served partially/secretly as a partial inspiration for the avant-garde civilization 'dissection' creativity film Catch Me If You Can (Steven Spielberg).

STORM-SHADOW (Diary): If the world is an 'oyster-shell' for the placement(s) of piracy-traffic analysis or evaluations, then being a 'James Bond' of blood-diamond understanding reminds me why my childhood years in political waves inspired me to become an 'agent' or 'guerrilla' of civilization...drywalls!

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)