Lancelot-of-Dartmouth

A dioramic vignette about 'modernized knighthood' reflective of inventive Western drinking.

A vignette about a 'modernized' Lancelot, reflection of new era Western dreams! Enjoy, 

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Let me tell you the tale of old sir Lancelot, a man who'd been born a prince and studied at the Ivy League but became wild in his ways out West before finding Catholicism and the role of American defender/vigilante.

His real name is Amlan Satan, and after graduating from college, he used his princely-money to begin a cyber-evangelical mission to bring messages of capitalism/democracy defense online against the encroachments of post-9/11 era globalism-bridging threats to commerce stabilization reflective of new era economics based culture-exchange and social media. This was the era of NASDAQ and Facebook, and Sir Lancelot (Amlan Satan) stood opposed against the cyber-matrix imagery of those who opposed the 'lax Western amenity' of streamlined secured supermarket dialogue!

LANCELOT (Amlan Satan): I shall oppose these 'dark-warriors' of modern inventive terrorism by becoming a detective of DNA.

He challenged countless 'rogues' on the cyber-highway in BattleChess using the net-alias 'Lancelot' and opposed those used strange arrays of up-and-down machinist infiltration movements to destroy the 'governance' structuralism of king-queen-bishop chess alignments designed to cast anarchy as the new 'masthead' of offensive strategy.

LANCELOT (Amlan Satan): I shall take up residence at a very fine Western hotel with my prince-money and be freelance!

Then, Lancelot was drafted into a minor Russo-Ukrainian engagement in the 2nd decade of the new millennium, during which he served as a 'most excellent' field-sniper to assist the under-weaponized Ukrainian forces against a Russian onslaught off a crashed American chopper for what would become a local 'lore' regarding the will of the West to uphold 'pockets' of sovereign traffic for commercial bridges to modern sanity...and dreams.

LANCELOT (Amlan Satan): When I return home, the first thing I'll do/think about is great media-broadcast football poetry!

Lancelot then hosted a nifty New England warehouse carrom-board game-tourney with Friends of Sinn Fein to address the potential of using social activity to challenge the dogmas of sectarian unrest created by socioeconomics-conditions disparities (Catholics-Protestants) and was toasted as a 'cheerleader' of Western democracy!

LANCELOT (Amlan Satan): I remember training/fencing at Dartmouth; using single-strikes to challenge multiple swordsmen.

Old sir Lancelot was finally 'symbolically' wed to his favorite 'Lady of the Lake' (after all!), a cyber-avatar of very unusual proportion named Mileena, an offbeat 'antiheroine' from Kombat-X combat video-gaming lore and he'd consider her his modern 'angel' or capitalism 'muse' of the diligence labyrinth! She became his faerie-godmother.

LANCELOT (Amlan Satan): Finally, I shall espouse a military-robot toy as symbolic of Western civilization dragons.

The adventure-lore of 'Lancelot' of the modern time, Amlan Satan, is one of vigilantism, cyber-passions, fury, war, defense of capitalism sanity, and the 'idea' of Western choreography of socialized distances...and values. Perhaps there's no 'real' Lancelot (Arthurian English 'avatar'-knight representing both valor and controversy), but if there is a 'dashing' modern diplomat of knighthood's varied face in capitalism-labyrinths, then Amlan Satan just might be the 'celebrity' knight for the cyber-age we need for handy-dandy social defense(s) of surefire Western dowries!

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)