Gremlin of Crimea: FIRA/FOH*

A fantastic humanoid-team of transformed 'faeries' (FIRA/FOH) while engaging in the UK/Crimea, discover a magic-creature of 'dark' lore.

One last Saturday-night special/fanfiction of Gremlins (Joe Dante). Enjoy, 

DISCLAIMER: I have no formal ties to the Gremlins franchise or the Ukrainian people and cast this work of 'Earth-fantasy' fanfiction as a re-presentation of civilization diaries...and dramatics. 

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A special team of 'faeries' which had transformed into humanoid-soldiers of the new world underground group known as the 'Foreign Irish Republican Army' (FIRA) were working in sectarian/economically challenged Northern Ireland (United Kingdom) to rid the land of blood-diamond piracy traffic which had destabilized affirmative-action employment assistance program talks between Sinn Fein and Parliament favoring the unemployed/under-class Irish-Catholic minority population in Belfast enduring forms of poverty. These faeries-of-FIRA wore a special magical 'green-ring' of power which cast their unity as symbolic of democratic interventions against crime/terror and weren't necessarily Irish but liked Catholic initiatives for inter-religious peace!

FIRA: We humanoid-faeries from the forest(s) of Earth re-present 'fantastic' adventure-avatars for defense of capitalism.

BELFAST GAZETTE: We 'believe' or 'think' these 'faeries' in troubled Northern Ireland will improve stories about street-dream.

However, these faeries had a new quest now that the Sinn Fein talks in Parliament regarding affirmative-action for Catholic assistance were underway in the modern United Kingdom. This new quest regarding the horrid invasion of Ukraine by an imposing Putin-Russian government in Eastern Europe and decided to recruit themselves as a 'volunteer-vigilante' force for Ukraine/Crimea known as FOH (Friends of Humanity!).

FOH: We're taking some of our mobilization-motive(s) from the awesome storyboards of human motion (Cossack/Commando)!

The faeries-of-FOH were from all parts of life/Earth in human-form and were ready to be part of the Ukraine defense-force against Russia's advance(s) which threatened forms of modern street commerce/stability with imposed models of governance unsolicited by the actual citizenry.

FOH: By 'assimilating' into the Crimean/Ukrainian defense-force against Putin-Russia, we're creating a street-dream!

These faeries-of-FOH were real 'super' heroes/heroines, and they wanted to use their mystical 'command' over the powers of Earth-field presences to create rings or circles of magical protection for places like Crimea so as to espouse commerce-bridges to territorial agreements catering to this post-9/11 era of fantastic peace-themed storyboarding, a sign of new-era fairy-tales.

Faeries (or 'fairies') are simply winged-humanoids from forests with messages of wisdom/warning, and FOH-faeries in the Russo-Ukrainian tribulation wanted to be 'cast' as the field-angels of a modern story about the 'dramatic' of history's mysteries.

FOH: We're pleased our advances and progress in the defense of Ukraine is yielding Western tales of great human daring!

The annexation of Crimea in Eastern Europe by Russia pre-empted this invasion of all of Ukraine and invoked images of more historic/aged stories of the mass mobilization of soldiers/forces required to make territory-stance in Eastern Europe rather prosaic!

These faeries-of-FOH weren't necessarily 'wed' to Ukraine culture but cared about the re-presentation of the people of Earth as messengers of the media-era 'dramatic' of drawn land-editorials.

FOH: So far, we've reached many Ukrainians downtrodden by the weight of war in Eastern Europe as 'faeries' of optimism.

The awesome FOH-faeries finally arrived at the defense of a large residential 'complex' in Crimea which was housing a special Transylvanian sage-priest named Rasputin. His abode was destroyed by Russian invaders, but the faeries found a special magic-creature box inside the apartment of Rasputin, which is what this 'fairy-tale' is really about, folks.

FOH-FAERIES: We found an 'incredible' magic-creature box containing a living fuzzy animal-of-peace called Gremlin.

The sage-priest Rasputin told these hero-faeries before he died that this mystical-creature 'Gremlin' needed to be guarded and watched in case he was hydrated with polluted water or fed after midnight in which case it would 'replicate' into a twin and the twin would 'mutate' into a malicious hellraiser 'troll' called a Stripe. That's just what happened, when a hapless Ukrainian soldier unwittingly fed the Gremlin some french-fries at 1am, mutating the magic-creature the FOH-faeries rescued in Crimea, into the horrid troll of hellfire, the evil Stripe.

FOH: Our newest mission is to track/chase this elusive and escaped 'Stripe' creature by chasing him in disguise with water!

UKRAINE NEWSPAPER: After this bizarre troll 'Stripe' burned Russian tanks and Ukraine structure(s), the Friends of Humanity managed to melt the troll into oblivion but without pain, thank goodness, using a nifty water-rifle which seemed to strike at Stripe's biomolecular composition of absolute malleable dark dress!

FOH FAERIES: We're now adapting this incredible adventure-fable of the Gremlin (saved!) in a series of Ukraine cartoons/comics for the purpose of reminding humanity that the 'key' to modern civilization sanity/security is the absolute identification of the appropriate magic behind the 'dark veil' of manmade hell, war, invasion, corruption, crime, mutation, and of course...dragons!

AMERICAN REPORTER: Do you believe Gremlin is now safe from this horrid Ukrainian tribulation?
FOH-FAERIE: We do 'think' our suppression and triumph over the evil troll 'Stripe' is a 'great' sign of better destiny for Crimea!

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