Peter Pan's Jade

Can a 'real-life Peter Pan' orchestrate 'capitalism media-machinations' for Windy City blue-prints for the gem-piracy dream-runner(s)?

A fantastic blood-diamond corruption civilization parody inspired by A Fish Called Wanda (Kevin Kline). Thanks for reading, 

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Welcome to the Windy City, where a team of blood-diamond pirates are staging a raid of a corrupt baron's bank safe-box and the leader is 'Peter Pan' (Amlan Satan), a Catholic 'scalawag' with a love of Chicago's sense of spreadout 'academic' flair.

PETER PAN: I've assembled a trio of outrageous diamond-pirates and call ourselves the iconic Lost Boys of Windy City lore.

They're invading the Wintrust Financial Corporation to swap 'insured' blood-diamond gems (Sierra Leone) with toy gems using a theater-costume gimmick and street-art prop water-guns (toys!) filled with hot acid. This bank is quite an institution in the Windy City (US).

PETER PAN: We've drawn some loose inspiration from faerie-like cyber-art from Mortal Kombat video-game warrior (Raiden).

The 'Lost Boys' led by 'Peter Pan' (Amlan Satan) enter into the Wintrust bank (Windy City) costumed as theater artists with toy water-guns insisting they need iPhone-photos of Baron Ion's safe-box housing Sierra Leone piracy-gems from the iconic conflict-zone(s) in Africa.

GUARDSMAN/MANAGER: You seem quite the troop of performers, and we'll take you to the safe-box for your media-photo!

When the Lost Boys and Peter reveal to the guardsman-manager their toy-guns are acid-guns they inform the unaware escort(s) this is a media-stunt for the limited/express purpose of gem-swaps in the safe-box following acid-burn for a media-message about Ion insurance 'scam' with Interpol-relations office(s) inquiry with prompt social responses about the quality of safe-box holdings for gem-market/traffic journalism.

PETER PAN: This will be an iconic Chicago event for the markings of safe-box insurance reports for baron-investments.

INTERPOL: Blood-diamond traffic has confounded the modern gem-market and makes for underground market gossip!

BARON ION: I've no ties to any corrupt official(s)/news surrounding modern underground tales of crimelord expositions.

After the gem-swap at Wintrust (Windy City), Peter Pan and his Lost-Boys promptly take the commissions for the Interpol-relations office(s) gem swap for a Zurich transfer before attending a Barrie-theater show featuring a Tinkerbell-performance of outrageous media-chats regarding the designs of modern capitalism storytelling for the exposition of gem-investing artists who seek to celebrate Chicago as an 'aesthetics' haven for modern fashion humors!

PETER PAN: When the Post asked me why I'd attempt a gem-swap in a safe-box for media-story glitter, I revealed music!

BARON ION: Me thinks all this 'media-chatter' surrounding my 'insured African gems' is simply a stunt for theater-dreariness!

Afterwards, Peter Pan (Amlan Satan) flew to Amsterdam's Red Light District on KLM for a late-night show about attractive thespian-women in police-women costumes for his own 'journal' about the quality of modern vigilance regarding media-theatrics for blood-diamond insurance comedy!

PETER PAN: People think because I'm a gem-heist performer I don't care about the grandeur of my own Catholic devotion(s)!

CHICAGO POST: People think 'Peter Pan' of the Windy City has retired to Zurich for Mortal Kombat cyber-games with Jade!

AMLAN SATAN ('Peter Pan'): The way to 'destroy' blood-diamond 'aura' is to create theatrical media-stunt dreads.

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)