Faeries-in-the-Infield*

Dioramic tale of Royals-baseball cheers for 'faeries' serving as 'angel-heroes' in the infield of American sports-media spirits for inventive worldly doctorate(s).

A sports-media capitalism love-letter for the post-9/11 era to retire with, inspired by Angels in the Outfield. Thanks for reading, 

DISCLAIMER: I've no 'formal' ties to the sports-organization 'cited' in this sports-mysticism work of fanfiction and present this only as a 'statement' of modern media social/capitalism detention. 

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The Earth had become complex/dark because of modern capitalism turbulence/corruption in the form of blood-diamond smugglers-traffic between British Columbia (North America) and Northern Ireland (United Kingdom).

Humanity craved some outlet of pro-commerce/media optimism amidst all this manmade darkness in Western civilization (blood-diamonds!) and a Catholic nun prayed for a miracle. This miracle came in the form of 'divine' electric 'faeries' (tiny winged humanoids of the forest with messages of warning/wisdom). These faeries banded together to form a 'corp' of humanoid-transformed world citizens in North America to cyber-blog about sportsmanship and baseball cheer(s) in North America in this climate of commercial evils like blood-diamond woes/news. One such faerie-turned-human is Amlan Satan, a sports-writer following the development of the iconic Kansas City Royals American baseball team, who'd won World Series titles recently in 1985 and 2015.

AMLAN SATAN: We'll collect 'outstanding' Royals-mementos like Brett-cards and Bo-art for new era sportsmanship capitalism!

Now, American baseball-fans on Earth (North America) knew-well the iconic quality of the Royals most recent double-titles separated by 30 years in the sport --- the 1985/2015 World Series games which generated much lore and which, incidentally, involved a 7-game victory in '85 and a return-to-championship triumph in '0-15.

AMLAN SATAN: Our 'corp' of faeries are 'super' heroes of patriotism for capitalism-sanitation(s) for antiterrorism rhetorics.

Now, these awesome 'faerie-humanoids' who'd formed this special optimism-corp on Earth as cyber-blogging 'patriots' of American sportsmanship (baseball!) lore, including Amlan Satan, specifically a Royals-Topps 'super'-fan, collected also consumerism/commerce symbolic 'diadems' or 'toys' which symbolized great spirits in capitalism functionality since they're Christmastime artifacts for kids! These toys (robots, etc.) complemented the faerie-corp 'mission' to use media/entertainment/arts (baseball-cards!) to trumpet the shared social space(s) of modern-era post-9/11 commercial traffic/activity!

AMLAN SATAN: This media/consumerism cyber-initiative for post-9/11 optimism will complement McDonald's Monopoly lore!

Amlan Satan was therefore now a 'captain' of the awesome faerie-corp of transformed humanoids who'd been cyber-blogging about actions for post-9/11 era street-spirits, surrounding toys for Christmas, Royals-Topps baseball-cards for street-lore, and general media-activity for globalism peace. These faeries, led by 'captain' Amlan Satan, talked about Coronavirus-era protections/sanitation(s) for baseball-arena games designed to heighten sanity/cheers for Royals games broadcast on TV in this era of social-media and shared photo-shots of social distance(s).

AMLAN SATAN: This Royals-cyber mission will soften the 'blows' of anarchy currently endured by the Russo-Ukrainian trials!

Another faerie-humanoid is Ezzy, an Algerian-American Interpol-relations offices-consultant who'd studied the impact of the Valentine's Day jewelry-sales ad-quality/reliability on blood-diamond monitors and reporting. Ezzy however was also a big Royals-Topps (baseball-media!) fan, alongside beau Amlan Satan, and wanted to cast new-age fashion-models from the Mediterranean in a cyber-fanzine collage about the quality of human traffic in shopping-malls symbolic of the new dollar-imaginative photo-diary landscape of capitalism's peculiar 'dowry' face!

EZZY: We've designed a special 'GI Joe' action-heroine figurine for Royals-Topps media-chat(s) adds to anti-terrorism IQ.

FAERIES: We know baseball (Royals/Topps) won't cure human darkness, but it shall remind us of the 'magic' of peace-dreams.

A faerie is an 'unattainable' mystic-creature humanoid of the forest with a special/unique ideology about immortality and sanitized life on Earth and therefore oppose the evil-axis of the dark-side 'dragons' (fire-breathing leviathans of anarchy) who'd complicate civilization journalism in times of turbulence/corruption, which is why these 'faeries-in-the-infield' in modern baseball cyber-forums fanfare cheers can elevate the 'quotient' of human commercial/media depression.

AMLAN SATAN: We're distributing some Royals fanfare American Christmas sweaters to unemployed Irish-Catholic minorities in Belfast, swamped by things like sectarian violence and blood-diamond piracy linked urban crime-distances in modern Western civilization, sullying capitalism's more 'deity-like' face.

FAERIES: Baseball won't elevate human beings out of the 'bottomless ditches' of corruption, but capitalism creates donuts!

The faeries, led by 'captain' Amlan Satan served to achieve a special youth-league spirit in North American baseball, 'little-leagues' of activity in the summertime, and this complemented/enhanced Kansas City commercial cheers during the touted future seasons of Royals baseball, Topps merchant-tales, and general human daybreak!

FAERIES: We'll stay on Earth as long as it takes to create a special 'dream' of a Topps-kids market joy for post-9/11 era DNA.

Baseball really can't solve all of life's deep problems and hellmouths, for the faeries working as 'angels' in North America, this 'infield' mission for commercial traffic idealism will surely enhance the works of many 'patriots' of inventive modern capitalism/media working to make everyday life, the arts, sports, entertainment, movies (etc.) feel much more...delicious.

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)