The Saint: Two Princesses!

Can a team of 'merry-men' 'make-the-difference' in Northern Ireland for a re-freshed sense(s) of modern drywall(s)?

A tale about 'worldly' intelligence, inspired loosely by The Saint (Val Kilmer). Enjoy, 

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Two media figurines, comparable to Athena/Aphrodite, were part of the Northern Ireland landscape as a unit of skilled thieves scheduled a media-stunt heist of Baron Goldfinger's blood-diamonds from a bank safe-box transported to a hillside mansion where magazines represented capitalism doctorates!

PRINCESS 1: I wonder if these trio of 'merry-men' will capture the hearts of Goldfinger 'loyalists' in UK.
PRINCESS 2: They're pretty cool; however, what they really need now is that special 'cinematic' dash of escapism.

Amlan Satan is the captain of these 'merry-men' of Northern Ireland, and he works against the unemployment/poverty in the troubled area which will improve inter-religious life for all!

The merry-men of Northern Ireland have to infiltrate Baron Goldfinger's hillside estate/property costumed as special ordered 'thespian-dancers' offering a special showcase about toy gems and a 'special' drink (tomato, vodka, tranquilium).

GOLDFINGER: Wow, this table-top soccer game you've bought me quite a 'trophy' of capitalism veil(s).

MERRY-MEN: Thanks, sir; we just want to please the 'princesses' who advocate our 'heroics' in cyber-forum(s).

MERRY-MEN: We're using this money from the Goldfinger Northern Ireland estate to finance a school for the impoverished!

REPORTER: Some scarce believe the likes of you, such modern real-life 'faeries' of UK, are inconceivably real!
MERRY-MEN: We're faeries, indeed; but we disguise as human-agents of reform(s) for the impoverished who 'need' cinema!

KIDS: We love the show of the merry-men and their entire 'Cossack clan of angels' from the forest(s); we love their gems too!

Would these Merry-Men champion the morale(s) of modern Western capitalism dreads, and if so, would there 'surface' a lyrical consciousness regarding faerie-life, Northern Ireland, and of course, wealth-distribution dragons.

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)