Calgary (Airport!): Centurion City

A 'faerie-tale' of funny proportion(s) inside Calgary (Airport!) involving teaming/scheming women challenging the 'presence' of an eerie airport-performer.

An Airport-tale inspired by Life of Brian (John Cleese)! Enjoy, 

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A group of women in Calgary decided to band together to exorcise the radical spirit of an eccentric in the Airport who'd been wandering around in costumes and performing in-arena theater-shows for the travelers at the iconic North American airline building.

The women called themselves the Centurions and hoped to use some nifty tactics and dastardly intelligence-schemes to oust the radical theater-performer who went by the name 'Amlan Satan' and often wielded toy machine-guns inside Calgary (Airport!). The Centurions wanted to rid the city of this 'eerie' artist who only reminded them of 9/11!

CENTURIONS: We'll 'borrow' from the loose-imagery of great centurion-cinema to cast stories about the quality of teamwork!

The Centurions 'borrowed' images from movies with avatar-women/characters of great civilization/empire significance or symbolism who cast great 'shadows' on fantasies about gender-strength and IQ and how radical masquerading women would be able to band together to cast 'doubt(s)' on the efficacy of an undesirable/eerie artist inside Calgary (Airport!).

CENTURIONS: We'll bring in a special table-top ice-hockey kids' game inside Calgary (Airport!) to lure in Amlan Satan with IQ.

SATAN: You've brought your table ice-hockey kids' game!
CENTURIONS: What've you brought today, Amlan?
SATAN: Well, I've brought my green-faerie sculpture (Dartmouth)!
CENTURIONS: What's the significance of your faerie, Satan?
SATAN: Dartmouth re-presents a human IQ about metaphysics-ed!
CENTURIONS: Are Airport travelers supposed to learn about faeries?
SATAN: Why not?
CENTURIONS: Why not table ice-hockey, Amlan?
SATAN: Why not?
CENTURIONS: So what's your next Airport street-art show/performance?
SATAN: It's about...Dartmouth?
CENTURIONS: The school or the 'faerie'-tale?
SATAN: You decide!
CENTURIONS: You're a clever sort...but you need not think of ice-hockey for kids.
SATAN: Why not?
CENTURIONS: You'd be too 'hypnotized' by Dartmouth!
SATAN: Oh.

The Centurions managed to play a minor mind-prank and thought-riddling statement reversal of fortune on Satan and ousted the radical-eerie theater-artist 'specter' of Satan (Amlan) from Calgary (Airport!). He never returned, having decided to devote his life to the study of faerie-myth(s) at Dartmouth (College). Thus ended the 'reign' of a stranger in Calgary, thanks to the teamwork/IQ of a handful of valiant women (Centurions!) who wanted to use imagination...to cast doubt!

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