Suburban: Data-Faerie

A 'dangerous' insurance-salesperson (Sandy) is challenged by the suburbia-forces of Western/American (Boston) dialogue!

An insurance-paranoia parody inspired by My Blue Heaven. Enjoy, 

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In a quaint neighborhood of the American suburbs of New England (Boston), an evil insurance-woman (Sandy) wanted to corrupt the minds/homes of several peaceful residents who otherwise wished to carry-out peaceful lives/existences in the post-9/11 era of stabilizing Western traffic and news.

SANDY: What I bring to the modern American suburban canvas is a special 'fear' of the 'quality' of storytelling.

However, a very typical and nice and dashing Ivy League couple in Boston (Amlan/Nathalie) refused to allow Sandy to 'destroy' their New England 'suburbia-sense' of purified sanity! Amlan/Nathalie sought ways to deconstruct/demystify Sandy's suburbia-mystique and thereby 'attack' her intentionality to ruin the citizenry-sense of photogenic storytelling.

NATHALIE: Working for a fashion-magazine in the Big-City gives me a special 'sense' of IQ for this sort of suburb-journalism!

AMLAN: Of course, the regular/sane 'traffic' of Boston (e.g., shopping-mall) may give us a sense of hope for citizenry-IQ.

A Japanese sibling-pair in that very-same suburb noted the work(s) of the evil insurance-woman (Sandy) when the brother of the pair (Ken) was on his bike paper-route and saw Sandy walk into a family home dressed in a see-thru dress-shirt and told his older sister Nahoko of the 'moral danger(s)' Sandy brought into the area.

NAHOKO: I'll dress in a traditional Japanese dress and stand outside the next family-house Sandy walks into for the sales.

AMLAN/NATHALIE: We noticed you'd invited Sandy (insurance-woman) into your home; may we enter (too!) and monitor?

SUBURBAN RESIDENT/CUSTOMER: Sure, sure; you two've always been 'favorites' in our neighborhood; you can chat with Sandy.

SANDY: I brought these 'awesome' Xeno-toys (models) for this suburbia-home insurance-sales 'pitch' today.

AMLAN/NATHALIE: It seems your 'collection' of 'tools' for insurance-sales (pitch!) reflects a 'goal' for visions of grandeur.

SANDY: Insurance is as symbolic/iconic as other dominions of products/services and reveals IQ for life-evolution (adventure).

AMLAN/NATHALIE: Well, certainly you've donned the mantle of duty-free designs for the 'work(s)' of dart-mouth.

You see, what Amlan/Nathalie were doing/working as 'vigilantes' in this Boston suburb to 'remove' the negative influences of the evil insurance-woman (Sandy) was normalizing her 'sense' of complexity-deconstruction by adding the conversational/metaphysical 'spice' of institutional medicine (e.g., complementing talk of 'danger-toys' with ideas about pure humors).

AMLAN/NATHALIE: We're distributing Canary-comics arts in the suburbs (now) to add some 'spice' for danger-dressing!

KEN (Asian sibling in the suburbia): Those two 'super' heroes delivered us from some strange-fruit of Sandy!
NAHOKO: Sandy may've been some 'agent' of a dark 'super' unit of the West (Cobra).

Who'd ultimately lose in this terrible craftsmanship of the dangerous Sandy? In other words, can suburbia complications catalyze modern senses of paranoia? If so, perhaps the hero-couple (Amlan/Nathalie) found ways to erect special post-9/11 era 'traffic' dogma.

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)