Werewolf

Two world 'characters' trek through a (Canada) forest and discover lycanthropy-IQ which draws them to a 'world' of dollars.

A dioramic vignette about the mystique surrounding Lycanthropy ('Werewolf') as well as the 'fun' it generates in Western civilization! Enjoy (and thanks for reading), 

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Two special 'characters' are visiting the lush and expansive if global-warming 'troubled' Canadian forest and must contend with a 'dark-specter' experience, in the form of a real-life Werewolf (humanoid with a blood-moon curse of biochemistry-transformative wolfish morphology). The forest invites the two individuals to explore the 'quality' of modern Earth survivalism. Follow along!

AMLAN SATAN: I've been intrigued by Nature-programs on public-TV, and I'm excited to trek in the Canadian forest.

TOM CRUISE (Celebrity!): This is the first time I've trekked through a (Canada) forest with a 'pedestrian/civilian' of recency.

Fortunately, both Satan/Cruise happen to be 'avid-fans' of Canadian sportsmanship and enjoy attending a 'cool' ice-hockey game together where they notice an 'outstanding' ice-arena/rink cheerleader/maintenance-girl (Shelbye Cramer) and ask her if she knows anything about Lycanthropy!

AMLAN SATAN: "These recent 'reports' of a real-life Werewolf being sighted in the (Canada) forest requires armed rangers!

TOM CRUISE (Celebrity): "I'm not worried; these rangers are 'real-deal' and my 'cohort' (pedestrian/civilian) is smart too.

Sure-enough, Satan/Cruise spot and encounter the dark/dangerous 'Werewolf' in the Canadian forest, by a log-cabin which has been long-abandoned. They try to approach the beast, armed with potent rifles, 1 with normal ammo and the other with a powerful tranquilizing chemical. Satan shoots the beast in the eye, and Cruise comments, "This is like cinema (finally)."

FOREST-RANGERS: We're there to comfort the two 'characters' visiting the forest (Canada) --- Satan/Cruise; we're a team!

AMLAN SATAN: I'm writing a lycanthropy-comics story on a cyber-forum from this immaculate 'dark' faerie-tale.

TOM CRUISE (Celebrity): Comics are great, but this is the 'stuff' of cinema-IQ; I'm calling Sam Raimi!

Years later, Satan published a story of the Canadian lore in a High Noon (lycanthropy) cyber-comics fanseries which won whim the Pulitzer. Cruise meanwhile never called Raimi, but he'd never forget trekking through Earth...as a stunt-man!

DISCLAIMER: It wasn't actually Tom Cruise who'd been in the werewolf-adventure but a training stunt-double who realized, alongside Satan, that modern lycanthropy just might 'grip' our new-era human fear(s) of actual woodsy-dreamcatcher(s).

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)