Borne Sportsman

A 'faerie-tale' about espionage-capital, a father-and-daughter, and modern Western...dating!

A 'spy-game' fable inspired very loosely by Father and Daughter (Netherlands). Enjoy, 

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At Logan (Airport!), a special traffic-IQ controversy surrounding a rather valued Western-civ sports-card (Zobrist-Topps rookie!) was included in an intercontinental 'spy-game' involving the piracy tied to American sports-market diadem collections. Radical anti-Western terrorists 'eyed' this treasure-diadem (Zobrist-Topps rookie!) as a symbol of capitalism-IQ.

LOGAN EXEC/SECURITY: We believe the American officials tied to such global-traffic IQ treasures signals a 'rich' investment!

Fortunately, the traffic at Logan that day was normal, beautiful, non-dangerous, and sane, and no one thought about anything but modern post-9/11 era traffic/transit hygiene and customs. This however was not the case for each and every airport traveler at Logan on that 'special' day!

AMLAN SATAN: I'll open my safe-box and place my Brussels-gem in my designated (secure) slot en-route to Belfast.
EZZY (Daughter): This will be so cool when we get back to the United States, daddy, and get the 'hot-rocks' for new apt!

However, when Satan/Ezzy (father-daughter) opened their Logan (Airport!) safe-box on that 'special' day in New England (United States) and discovered the diadem-in-question, the 'hot' Zobrist-Topps (rookie-card!), they immediately 'smelled' danger and wondered if there'd been some strange goings-on drawing them into an 'eerie' airport-security error...or intrigue.

AMLAN SATAN: I'm going to walk around and pretend I don't have the Zobrist-Topps and see if anyone's spying on us.

EZZY (Daughter): Cool; if nothing's weird, we can tell cops that there's been a card in your safe-box and we don't know why!

Airport security manager Dane Zola invited Amlan and his daughter into his special office-box and explained there'd been Interpol-office(s) relations reports for Logan (Airport!) regarding the 'shuffling' and journalism regarding this Zobrist-Topps 'diadem' for strange anti-Western sentiments in the West as the World Series fast-approached. Zola asked Satan/Ezzy for their 'hero-assistance' and gifted them a special baseball-table toy-game for the extra-favor (as well as a $10K check!).

AMLAN SATAN: All we've to do is take the Zobrist-Topps 'diadem' to the Boston Library lawn concert and showcase it (media!).

EZZY (Daughter): Me thinks all this 'fancy' spy-game work for the US-gov't will mean we can spend our money for real music.

They went to the library but then were greeted by an 'extra-personnel' claiming they were part of an Interpol-vision and wanted them to take some photocopies of the Zobrist-diadem (Topps) and have Satan signature(s) on them. Immediately, Satan/Ezzy wondered if this 'twist' in their 'New England adventure' had something to do with 'reports/rumors' of French Open (tennis) terrorism-worries involving American celebrities and the library-copy 'request' was somehow linked to a global sportsman treasure/activity 'blackmail' filing. They'd become unwitting 'pawns' in this capitalism-IQ reading!

AMLAN SATAN: So here we are one-year later at the French Open (tennis-tourney), gem!

EZZY (Daughter): I hope Sharapova wins, daddy; glad we 'flew' by that entire Zobrist-card hell-danger (Logan)!

Thus, our wonderful hero-unit of daddy-daughter (Satan/Ezzy) transcended this terrorism/treasure 'conspiracy' and triumphed in their micro-adventure involving the BPL, Logan, and a 'laurel(s)-trip' to French Open dollar(s).

THE END

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)