Air-Water: JFK [Draw]

A Story by Abishai100

A parody of modern political woe, inspired by Monty Python's Flying Circus!

A politics-parody inspired by Life of Brian. Enjoy,

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I'm wandering around JFK (Airport!) costumed as a theatrical Cossack-gypsy, armed with special toy water-guns. Follow along!

I've been staying at the local Airport-hotel, and my room is really nice/neat. I get cable-TV and WiFi, and the maid-service is quite attractive!

When I get to JFK (Airport!), I wield my water-guns (toys!) in front of the laughing audience, with them thinking I'm merely a 'traveling-salesman' and wondering if I'm 'hired' by the airport-authority to serve some theater for post-9/11 era 'comic-relief' inside the symbolic institution!

DIARY: Wielding toys (water-guns!) inside the Airport requires a certain 'flair' for theater and self-composure for 'real' humor.

I see multiple beautiful women inside the area of the Airport (JFK!) and take shots of them (iPhone) and begin to ask them things like, "Do you like toys (water-guns)?" One ('Danica') remarks, "You look like an insane terrorist!"

When I get inside the JFK Lounge for a certain airline-company of great 'world-respect(s)' and take a nice (virgin!) Pina Colada, I start writing in my diary, "These people think I'm a 'real' Cossack!"

SECURITY: Alright, Mr. Hollywood, we're gonna need you to 'quiet-down' this nifty/neat water-gun showcase(s) for kids.

I know now what I didn't know when I was young (childhood). I take an Air Canada flight to Calgary to cheer on the Flames and simply lay-to-rest the paranoia created by 9/11!

My daughter (Ezzy) thinks I'm an evil mad genius, and I post photos on Facebook (ain't media grand?).

I might remarry someday and get my darling (Ezzy) a mother for our new home in Calgary; but no one will forget the 'art' of post-9/11 era antiterrorism humor(s) I brought to JFK (Airport!) in that 'season' of 'synthetic' politics!