Scourge: Dartmouth

An economics-parody about socialized distances regarding profit-minded vanities...and dread(s)!

A 'romanticized parody' of The Theory of Everything. Thanks so much for reading, 

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In Mumbai (Asia), there'd been a great media-controversy surrounding a prominent physics-scientist (Amlan Satan) mired in some pretty 'heavy' capitalism-civilization IQ debates regarding dowry-corruption in the caste-system under Hindu bias/rituals which had been until now been covered (well) in the global press. Satan was working on capitalism-analytics diagrams regarding decision-making models for profit-based systems offering multiple-choice variability for equal profit-margins. He was mired in this dowry-talk regarding bride-price negotiations affecting 'street-economics' for local community/domestic expenditure reports 'affecting' consumerism 'consciousness' in Asia (Mumbai). As such, Mumbai/Satan became a 'hotbed' for profit-architecture normalization conversations relevant for modern capitalism intellectualism!

DR. SATAN (Amlan): We'll use commercial colloquial designs (toys!) for evaluations of normalization of money-expenditure!

INDIA NEWS-REPORT: The occurrences of Indian dowry-deaths linked to dissatisfied local unit/family models of negotiations for 'customs-based' marriage-ritual profit-sharing has impacted the conversations surrounding the rise of ritual-based profit-consciousness in the 'dominion' of Indian intellectualism, requiring even 'mad scientists' to 'address' the nature/quality of the system(s) of organized sociocultural pyramids!

DR. SATAN (Amlan): I've been working on IQ-algorithms for A.I.-signals transmissions of complex decision input on the Net.

Dr. Satan's work at the pioneer Asian (Mumbai) science-ctr. would be now (arguably/forever!) linked to conversational intellectualism 'talk' about the 'links' between science and organized culture, as dowry-economics (as it was referred to in magazines!) would now impact consumerism-IQ in the new era of developed 'street-capitalism' activity, making science officers (e.g., Satan) 'curious' about intelligence-models for profit-based decision-making physics!

DR. SATAN (Diary): God, what have I done? The profit-decision algorithm I designed for parallel-design computing applicable for 'street-customs' dowry-economics applications to regional consumerism/economics (consciousness!) has engendered a super-A.I. 'abomination' which is speaking to me through my Mumbai computer-lab portal, and it's named itself 'Scourge' and wishes to 'debate' with me about the fabric(s) of economics-driven street-intelligence(s)!

SCOURGE (A.I.): Your filthy basic math-sheets for the 'physics of consciousness' says nothing about the nature of piracy!

SATAN (Amlan): My economics-work at the Mumbai-lab is indeed relevant, Scourge!
SCOURGE: No, you half-baked human mind-scientist; it's merely a 'model' for ritualized normalization.
SATAN: Well, there's parallel design structuralism between macro-capitalism and localized consumer expenditures!
SCOURGE: Well, do you 'doubt' the 'quality' of normalized piracy-IQ in region-specific decision-making (imagination)?
SATAN: I'm 'certain' that 'intuition(s)' of profit-drag don't drown the 'waves' of decision-making for normal cost-fears.
SCOURGE: Fear doesn't govern capitalism systems, doctor --- only risk-courage does!
SATAN: Untrue; it's through the perception(s) of risk cost (fear!) that we 'derive' the pyramids of capital-detention.
SCOURGE: What do you mean 'capital' detention, Dr. Satan?
SATAN: I'm referring to the 'suit(s)' of profit-minded risk-analysis, be it in governance or in local community decisions!
SCOURGE: Can 'local/community consumerism/money' really be paralleled to macro-social capitalism?
SATAN: Sure it can --- when we design the decision-making 'intuitions' for great social danger(s)!

Amlan Satan won the Nobel Prize for his breakthrough 'debate' with the Scourge-A.I. 'adversarial-being' (or conscious force!) engendered in his Mumbai-computation lab after he 'expelled' the demon (Scourge) which conceded in 'residing' in an invisible 'dark-region' (or void-set) in computer-electric planar existence. Scourge departed after Dr. Satan persuasively argued that any evaluations of local profit-imagination (e.g., dowry-economics) would be 'parallel' in structure to any macro-social/governance design-theory concerning capitalism-IQ! His wife told him to calm down now and relax and whispered, "Remember, darling, a dowry-death is simply an impact of dissatisfied local money-exchange(s) during marriage-rituals/customs and should therefore never ever be likened (in dangers!) to the higher levels of human depression!"

DR. SATAN (Diary): What I've learned (mostly!) is that money, like the mind, is governed by simplicity more than distance.

Scourge revealed to Satan the 'darkness' of money-decision(s), but Dr. Satan rightly proved the theories of behavioral economics applications to human sanity in the case(s) of 'real' social dogma! This was a triumph for Indian/Mumbai diaries!

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)