Irondevil(s): Stockholm Drybell!

A Story by Abishai100

A tale of pirates of value(s) and Swedish...dodgeball!

A diamonds-intrigue fable inspired by The Italian Job (Charlize Theron) and other 'street' works of fantasy! Hope you like,

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The modern world was filled with the 'soldiers' of globalism defense, but a new Interpol-office(s) relations unit known as the Irondevil would complement the armed-force(s) with infiltrations in blood-diamond corruption in bank safe-box securities as a Robin Hood team which would enhance the patriotic work of the military.

The Irondevil 'unit' was led by Captain Satan (Amlan) who wanted to use water-guns filled with acid to burn a hole into the Swedish bank safe-box of Baron Goldfinger and swap his Sierra-Leone pirate-gems headed to Northern Ireland with glass animals. Amlan Satan was a Facebook-culture 'diplomat' who loved sports and urban stories about consumerism-traffic!

His Algerian wife ('Ezzy') is his only ally in this Irondevil(s) alignment, and Stockholm is the target, and Interpol-office(s) relations simply don't want interference in the commercially viable IKEA exporting enterprise(s) in North America which will be 'dethroned' in Consumer Reports 'mystique' by all this blood-diamonds scandal.

DIARY: We placed thin glass tubes in the shooting-pistons of the water-guns (toys) and filled them with hot acid for burning.

SWEDISH-GLOBE: We thought these 'Irondevils' were theater-artists linked to Goldfinger box-media for gem-report(s) gossip!

Ironically, this 'noise' in the streets of Stockholm regarding Goldfinger blood-diamonds generated the great tone(s) of street-chatter regarding diamonds-market corruption, which drew more attention to the 'quality' of gem-monitors in highways tying British Columbia and the United Kingdom, which made Irondevil (and Captain Amlan Satan!) feel much better about modern-era Euro 'James Bond' work restoring the 'good-faith(s)' of tourism...and the cyber-fanzine travel-journal(s)!

AMLAN: That was sort of...romantic, darling demon-witch wife of mine (Ezzy).

EZZY: We've got to clean up this theater-stunt or find a retirement plan involving painting (California).

AMLAN: Me thinks the giant bank monster-gods of piracy warlock regimes are making you wrinkly.

EZZY: Who's afraid of Virginia Woolf?

A cyber-fanzine started spreading the gossip that Irondevil had become Paramalat-box milk 'farmers' in WalMart culture (United States) after their successful dethroning of the monster Goldfinger 'mystique' at Swedbank, and TIME magazine began to cross-reference journals-reports (blood-diamond) with cinema (Leo DiCaprio), making Sweden a 'chic'-hub for new news.

INTERPOL: Blood-diamond corruption today threatens the world-gem exchange(s) and makes terrorism woe!

Was Irondevil merely a 'theater-force' of daredevil heroics akin to Evil Knievel or a 'true' Cossack-gypsy team of 'faerie-warriors' that might be likened to Robin Hood and his Merry Men? What do you think, spider-fans?