Soccer Envy: Qatar's DragonHeart

A dioramic toast to what makes World Cup soccer a 'shiny' example of human-IQ, and a 'GI Joe' hero who's to subvert an alien 'dragon' threatening world-dreams.

Signing off at long-last with this toast to this year's highly-anticipated global-media promotional Qatar Cup (soccer!), inspired loosely by Hotshot (Pele)! Enjoy, 

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The Qatar World Cup (soccer-tourney) would be the first-time ever that a Muslim-nation would host the 'iconic' globe-sports event/championship(s), but the area would be invaded by a terrifying alien intelligence, a creature-presence known as the Xenomorph which is a large insect-dragon 'being' with acidic/explosive saliva.

Amlan Satan ('Storm-Shadow') is a 'GI Joe' operative stationed in Qatar to deal with this inter-planetary 'menace' and is packing a very exciting advanced 'ice-gun' which he intends to use to freeze (and shatter!) this 'dragon' of Hell which might destabilize all 'forms' of globalism rhetoric in the post-9/11 era regarding a Muslim nation hosting a peace-promoting sports-event in modern time!

STORM-SHADOW: This will be the 'finest-hour' in sports-history, since Qatar is a rich-business area, and the Cup is 'good'-IQ.

The Qatar Cup will draw in some pretty 'nifty' magazine-culture sales/ads for sports-markets relevant for capitalism-IQ and globalism-rhetoric, and the Xenomorph 'dragon' is perhaps drawn into this maelstrom of money to 'dethrone' mankind's 'sense' of wonder(s) regarding active competition-gauged peace!

A very prominent Italian midfielder will be anticipated to 'shine' forth at the Qatar Cup [2022] and bring his home-nation great laurels which it's not seen since 2006 and 1982 when it was led by Totti/Rossi. The Xenomorph 'dragon' simply despises the form(s) of human 'dance' that make soccer a lyric for great globalism value(s)!

STORM-SHADOW ('GI Joe'): I remember my youth-days in Jersey-soccer tourneys, when my 'Fury' team rose from 8th-to-3rd!

Fortune has it that our good 'GI Joe' operative-man, skilled at underworld blood-diamond infiltrations stretching Northern Ireland and British Columbia, is 'trained' to create awesome rings of target-rich ice-gun use to simply shoot the Xenomorph 'dragon' in the legs, destabilizing its running-method of fright/terrorism!

AMLAN SATAN ('Storm-Shadow'): If this mission goes to speed, God willing, I might find the way(s) to retire/marry!

Ad-revenue(s) for World Cup soccer have raised capitalism-IQ to new heights and creates legends in media-sports for globalism conversations about 'good' money, and Storm-Shadow's not only defending Qatar's immersion into this new era of worldwide commerce/media, but also the 'pride-of-nations' who boast the 'fantastic' fans that make soccer a sport of speed, swiftness, teamwork, photogenic beauty, and of course, charm(s)!

STORM-SHADOW: I shot that Xeno-dragon in the legs, freezing its mobility-IQ and carried it to a relic-museum for gov't-IQ.

He met a lovely Italian soccer-fan in Qatar and took her shopping for the famous Goldfinger-Ruby crystal-gem, which is estimated to be worth over $10M. Of course, no knows Amlan Satan was a prince from Algeria who inherited this fortune, not just from his 'James Bond' life-work(s) with GI Joe. The Qatar shopping-complex was simply a 'toast' to humanity's triumph over darkness.

DIARY (Amlan Satan): A life lived in underworld terror-interception warrants a champagne for the 'dream' of human nature.

“Only in sport can you live through emotions like this. We knew how to put them in difficulty, we made them run, we prepared well” Samuel Umtiti

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)