Cupid: Detroit!

Cupid (vigilante) guards a threatened Detroit cheerleader to restore semblance(s) of the city's 'wrought' detention.

A fun vigilantism-fable inspired loosely by the very noir-crime adventure movie Cobra (Sylvester Stallone). Love Hollywood, 

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A beautiful fair-lady of American sportsmanship in 'old' Detroit was now targeted by the serial-killer 'Night-Slasher' and required a serious vigilante-bodyguard who'd assist the now-helpless police-force currently swamped by reports of a sewer-alligator and blood-diamond pirates confounding the city of Thanksgiving!

Detroit had already been the fair-city of autos and music and was suddenly under hellmouth(s) influence of dark skies, and there'd be only one kind of vigilante-hero who'd have the wits/timing to help the sports-cheerleader threatened by the Night-Slasher in this old US city of dreams.

'CUPID': I'm the self-proclaimed 'democracy-defending' Detroit-city vigilante 'good-cop' who'll save Sandy from Night-Slasher!

Cupid's real name is unknown, but he's fitted a toy water-rifle with a thin glass-tube in the shooting-piston to fill it with homemade 'hot-acid' to carry on his back in his Honda-bike while trolling the Detroit streets in search of Night-Slasher's preying van, roaming around the football stadium and Sandy's apartment in search of 'suspects' of hell-media in a city otherwise striving to sustain its 'Facebook' optimism/culture of consumerism/pedestrianism.

NIGHT-SLASHER: If this fool-hardy 'Cupid' believes he can stop the likes of me, I'll set the dark-serpent upon his soul(s).

NEWSWIRE: Just as Night-Slasher drove by Sandy's apartment, 'Cupid' the vigilante shot his tires/boots with acid-gun fire.

DETROIT REPORTER: The homemade acid ammo used by Cupid reminded Detroit residents that citizens can use fire for Hell.

SANDY: You're my real hero, Cupid.

CUPID: You don't even know my name, fair cheerleader of Thanksgiving!

SANDY: Who cares...you've restored some welcome football-art(s), Cupid.

CUPID: All for Detroit cartoon-boarding, eh?

SANDY: Love you.

MAYOR: We can once-more return to old problems (alligators/pirates) now that Sandy our lady of ball is safe/drawn.

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