Terminal Alien*

A hilarious narrated 'portrait' of an airport-terminal 'misadventure' at JFK (Airport!) involving an eccentric Russian and the 'path' to his new life (and a creature).

Signing off with this parody of the rather engaging Spielberg traffic-meditation film The Terminal (Tom Hanks). Enjoy, 

DISCLAIMER: I've no formal creative ties to the film cited in this work of comedy and intend to present this as only a fictionalized dramedy of airport/terminal distance(s). 

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It was busy day at JFK (Airport!), and I, Nikolai, was there with daughter ('Ezzy') looking for luggage after deboarding from Aeroflot and planning to visit Ellis Island as great Russian tourist but was not ready for adventure at-hand. Airports are tricky and step-stones between country stops and visits and you can get lost and find way home!

It was cold and I was dressed in warm Russian gear, and 'Ezzy' was cute and very nice and not in anything like calendar-baby outfit but in big fur-coat, and I wanted to make photo-calendar of her so what for Facebook, and we're with JFK (Airport!).

That's when I noticed two small alien insect-dragon creature(s) running round the floor of the Terminal (JFK), and I warned airport police and they laughed and laughed and laughed. I got scared and hid 'Ezzy' in giant plant and ran to bathroom and took NaOH and hot-salt and made home-made hot-acid and loaded it in Ezzy's toy (Russian!) water-gun and chased the aliens ('Xenomorphs') trying to burn them with acid-gun (ha!).

SINDEL: You're my hero, Nikolai!
NIKOLAI: I burn alien for all of United States.
SINDEL: Those 'Xenomorphs' were gossiped by Weyland Company, but who knew?
NIKOLAI: I know nothing...

SINDEL: You're very cute...and 'Ezzy' too (haha).

NIKOLAI: We get married and live in Bronx with Ezzy (ha).

DIARY: Bathroom-made acid in Airport (United States) saves-day from 'Xenomorph(s)' (aliens!) and gives me new life/wife.

We burnt that alien-Xeno insect-dragon that day with JFK (Airport!), and I got special video-game to simulate the outstanding achievement in United States. All's possible inside the great JFK (Airport), and I shall remember it with Sindel/Ezzy and myself for what we did to rid the Earth of that 'bug' from Purgatory!

AIRPORT MANAGER: Nikolai was a 'cool' but odd-customer, and we managed his condition(s) well, and well, wrought heroism.

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