Airport Rank (Rumpelstiltskin)

A negative of 'under-ground' diplomacy in an airport tickling the 'darkness' of diamond-disinformation.

An infrastructure-parody 'gibberish' inspired by the traffic conversational Spielberg film The Terminal (Tom Hanks). Hope you like, 

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Storm-Shadow (Amlan Satan) is a global-pirate trying to rescue a media-damsel from the claws of a media-tycoon tied to blood-diamond traffic in a Western airport faerie-tale for Facebook-gossip.

RUMPELSTILTSKIN: I'm the adversary of institutional heroists, and I'll defy this 'Peter-Pan' scheme to rescue Facebook-dolls.

Storm-Shadow enters the Western building (Airport!) where the media-damsel is being 'veiled' by Rumpelstiltskin as a capitalism-siren and hopes to perform a safe-box diamond(s)-swap of piracy-gem ('blood-diamonds') stores for media-news about airport insurances.

STORM-SHADOW: This 'damsel' of gem-capitalism is a Western maiden named 'Rapunzel' who simply requires safe-box diaries.

Storm-Shadow marches into the Airport with his crew of merry-men known as 'Red-Mask' and uses a toy water-gun filled with acid made in the airport restroom to burn a hole into Rumpelstiltskin's Sierra-Leone safe-box and swaps his gems with toy-gems (glass-rocks!) for a media-message about reporter(s) for asset-theater (insurance!).

RUMPELSTILTSKIN: This insured piracy-gem box-store inside the Airport will ensure my allies that piracy is modern-IQ.

Meanwhile, the media-diplomat/celeb who's escorting the 'damsel' (Meryl Danica) inside the Western building (Airport!) is sure that Rumpelstiltskin will inspire his own unique cinematic folk-tales, drawing in celebs for traffic-theater!

MERYL DANICA (Damsel): I get that funny-IQ feeling this team of merry-men is not unlike the Lost Boys and can rescue me!

RUMPELSTILSTSKIN: Can you really 'win' a contest of chance, Storm-Shadow?
STORM-SHADOW (Amlan Satan): I've got the 'magic-cards' of airport-lyric(s).

Storm-Shadow swaps the blood-diamonds with toy glass gems and tells the Hollywood inquirer, "There's no gossip about gem-transport(s) without fare-attention to the duty-free labor(s) of journalism-democracy!"

HOLLYWOOD REPORTER: Did these 'merry-men' of Airport-infiltration(s) truly move the damsels-of-capitalism to be nurses?

DIARY (Storm-Shadow): To 'revolutionize' the imagery behind fortune(s)-IQ, we've got to celebrate mob-dreamworks!

So, Storm-Shadow places his toy-gems inside Rumpelstiltskin's airport diamond safe-box along with a Sammy Sosa rookie-card and leaves a note reading, "This pirate-gargoyle will appreciate the 'treasure(s)' of civilization symbolizing the 'insurance' of gossip-security while he indulges in global gem-danger(s)."

MERYL DANICA: How will you avoid the media-prestige of Rumpelstiltskin?
STORM-SHADOW: I'll basically point to media-lights for piracy-storytelling conflicting with civilization-IQ for capitalism-fear!

INTERVIEWER: How'd Storm-Shadow rescue the damsel and outshine your airport-store(s)?
RUMPELSTILTSKIN: He exploited the nature of monster-avatar lore regarding civilization traffic-crime invaders!

MERYL DANICA: Is Rumpelstiltskin an 'alien' in the traffic-matrix of diamond(s)-cinema?
STORM-SHADOW: All matters is the 'quality' of heroics-dramatization!

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)