Birthday-Boy!

A yarn about a b-day golf-land (June) event involving kids, drinks, a girlfriend (Yale), the FBI, and of course, sunny-data.

Since my birthday's coming (13th!), here's a diorama yarn inspired by the black-comedy Bubble Boy (Jake Gyllenhaal). Enjoy, 

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Birthday-Boy was a blood-diamond operationalist with Interpol-office(s) relations but retired from James Bond work(s) to celebrate a birthday-event at a golf-land in South Jersey (United States) with a group of his cyber-homeschool students and his girlfriend (Yale).

BIRTHDAY BOY: I live out of the Wingate (Wyndham) and use WiFi for New-Activision and cyber-work(s) and plan b-day now.

Birthday-Boy is a nice 30-something man and Ivy-graduate in the United States with a double-major in psychology and economics. He's considered a 'GI Joe' patriot for global monitors and a rogue agent of Red-Mask (Swaziland).

BIRTHDAY BOY: I got a 'fantastic' Xeno-painting/artwork from a Red-Mask comrade from Northern Ireland (Madison).

His dog Nenuk is a great friend, and he considers him his special guardian, and for his golf-land b-day, Birthday-Boy will keep Nenuk in a special fenced large playing pool for his own private time.

BIRTHDAY BOY: Studying 'nonlinear diamond markets' gave me a rather 'fresh-sense' of retirement-Selfie IQ/consciousness!

The cyber-homeschooling pupils at the Birthday-Boy event in the East-Coast was on a day of great June-sun and a zesty white-cake and virgin-colada cup-drinks, but Birthday-Boy himself was enjoying a nice pear-juice-vodka drink called June-Dartmouth!

BIRTHDAY BOY: Golf is a great pastime, and I used to play in college (New England); this is an area of great youth-IQ.

He got this great gift from his girl (Yale); a fantastic laser-machine gun reminiscent of his days with alien-diamond programs!

BIRTHDAY BOY: I got a great 'classic' early 2000s-era Hitachi-Plasma television-set from mommy.

Keeping 'tune(s)' with modern media-TV broadcast era activity requires a certain 'magic' view of the nature of traffic and socialized activity, and you wonder why Birthday-Boy feels nostalgic about his time(s) with world-market traffic/reportings.

TERRORIST: I'm going to 'crash' this Golf-Land b-day event in the United States and assassinate the 'dummy' Birthday Boy.

"I remember him as if it were yesterday, as he came plodding to the inn door, his sea-chest following behind him in a hand-barrow--a tall, strong, heavy, nut-brown man, his tarry pigtail falling over the shoulder of his soiled blue coat, his hands ragged and scarred, with black, broken nails, and the sabre cut across one cheek, a dirty, livid white." (Robert Louis Stevenson, read by Birthday-Boy at Golf-Land USA).

GIRLFRIEND: There's a weird guy parked outside the lot-area in a ski-mask just sitting in his car and staring at the course(s).

BIRTHDAY BOY: I'll contact the Federal Bureau of Investigations (Yale).

Anyways, after the 'FBI' apprehended the invader-terrorist, an Algerian by the name of 'D' with a machine-gun in his hood, Birthday-Boy distributed models of Hound (Transformers) to all the cyber-homeschool students attending his magical June gold-land b-day event!

MEMOIR: Everything was 'cool' and sunny, and the pear-drink was smashing; the terrorist caught; my Selfie's on Facebook-IQ!

The moral of this unusual Western tale is always look upon your b-day with great 'zeal' and cool, since you never can tell what light(s) emerge on the day you were delivered to the Earth/species as a 'child' of Democracy.

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)