Xenomorph: Chernobyl

A 'misadventure' inside the iconic power-plant 'underground' involving Weyland warriors, trapped workers, and an alien-dragon.

A fanfiction of David Fincher's 'uncanny' Alien 3. Thanks for reading, 

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This is the epic misadventure inside Chernobyl during the Russo-Ukrainian War when the 'GI Joe' paramilitary anti-invasion group was completely preoccupied with capitalism securities in Europe in the post-9/11 era.

This Chernobyl-misadventure concerns a hideous alien 'dragon' creature lurking inside the iconic/tragic Russian factory/power-plant (Europe) during post-9/11 era tribulations on Earth and exploiting human frailty to the malicious alien's own advantage/invasion-schema.

WEYLAND COMPANY: We detected intelligent alien signal; and then the invisibility-cloaked 'dragon-being' entered Chernobyl.

The alien dragon, named 'Xenomorph' for its adaptive swiftness/speed and insect-like appearance, was hiding in the tunnels of Chernobyl and forced the trapped/hostage workers to find some solution to this devastatingly alarming problem of Rapture-proportion during a time of great Earth tremors.

WEYLAND COMPANY: We've sent our own alien-hunters, a unit known as 'Red-Mask' whose worked with SEALs/GI-Joes (Unix).

Red-Mask is composed of 4 space-warriors/defenders who many inside Weyland joke aren't 'human' themselves but 'faerie-humanoids' from another dimension 'mingling' with humans as disguised soldiers hunting for this dragon-Xenomorph which arrived on Earth, entered Chernobyl, started making bloody-murder, and requiring Red-Mask to 'choreograph' a tunnel maze-running 'experiment' of defiance in conjunction with the trapped/hostage factory workers (Europe)!

RED-MASK: We've distributed laser/flame guns to all maze-runners; we'll confuse its adaptation rationale by diverting paths.

WEYLAND COMPANY: The guns furnished to the valiant 'maze-runners' are adequate to kill this Xenomorph dragon!

The maze-running inside the tunnels of the underground of Chernobyl begins, and it's clear no one's safe from the claws and acidic saliva (explosive!) of the Xenomorph-dragon creature. The alien wanted to make a mess of Chernobyl ahead of its full invasion of Earth when it'd contact its 'buddies' from afar, but that's what Red-Mask (Weyland Company) arrived in-time to pre-empt and coordinate this factory-worker maze-running defiance inside this machinery-news iconic area of Europe, a 'diadem' of human civilization (and frailty!).

WEYLAND EXECUTIVE: We'll be sure to commend all the Red-Mask soldiers and offer medallions to the surviving workers!

RED-MASK: We're going to choreograph teams of workers to stand/work/idle, and then pull-out guns and divert paths/run!

AMLAN SATAN (Red-Mask Co-Captain): This sort of defiance for Earth, if it doesn't make TIME, should be legendary for IQ.

DIARY (Survivor): We ran inside the maze (Chernobyl) like Hell, hoping to outwit/outrun/outshine that malicious dragon.

The maze-running worked (ironically!) beautifully, as the workers/soldiers choreographed and united their solid efforts to create diversion-paths of evasion (running) and firing (defense-offense!) inside that damn Chernobyl power-plant tunnel-system underground. It was something that would've made Gene Roddenberry quite proud!

RED-MASK: The victims were mourned, as we ran the maze(s), and defied the great 'dragon' of acid; we used every brain-cell.

WEYLAND COMPANY: We've 'spawned' a series of incredible Xenomorph-action comics for Euro-kids this Xmas-reading season!

AMLAN SATAN (Red-Mask Co-Captain): We'd managed to lure the Xeno-alien into a toxic-waste ditch and melted it with fire.

Years later, Satan lives in Calgary with his daughter ('Ezzy') and cheers the Flames of ice-hockey and remembers (in awe!) the hero-days of Chernobyl, during the great Russo-Ukrainian Tribulation/War, when all of humanity stood in fear/defiance of an 'invader' (alien!) and forced us to restore our 'Facebook-civilization' tech-toy sense of net-dance (and prayer).

AMLAN: When Ezzy gets older, I'll get her a sports-patriotism trading/memento-card (Matthew Stafford, Katarina Witt, etc.)!

Amlan married Weyland secretary Nathali Holcombe who ended up writing a Pulitzer-novel about Chernobyl (Random-House).

AMLAN (Diary): After reading Aliens: Genocide, I can't help but 'think' that species-survival (Earth!) is 'much' about dancing.

HOLLYWOOD REPORTER: This is cinema-friendly (Indeed!); the maze-runners and Red-Mask achieved a Chernobyl-miracle.

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