Terminal Drawn

A narrated 'account' of eco-thinking inside an airport (JFK) for modern ideations of 'serious' media-demons.

An airport-set eco-fable about transit-distances inspired loosely by The Terminal (Tom Hanks), which I hope you'll read/like, 

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I'd been selling homemade Na-ion batteries (eco-friendly!) inside JFK (Airport!) for some time when I crossed paths with a media 'diplomat' and a New England (Boston) schoolteacher named Shelbye O'Hara.

Homemade eco-friendly consumer-electronics batteries are 'truly' under-valued these days, despite their obvious 'charm' in this inventive era of eco-waste linked global-warming conversations surrounding discomforting climate/environmental changes or shifts in temperate zones! That's why I decided to become an 'Arthur Miller' vigilante-salesman inside JFK (Airport!) to distribute these silver-goodies when I crossed-paths with the media-diplomat/schoolteacher.

STANLEY: You want me to market your 'homemade' eco-batteries in some media-program, good man?
ME: Didn't you watch that airport film The Terminal (Steven Spielberg)?
STANLEY: Sure...who hasn't, good man?
ME: Well, then you can help me appear/feel like Edward Abbey himself!
STANLEY: How's that, good man?
ME: Can you draw-out a YouTube presentation about an airport-fable about battery-salesmen?
STANLEY: Let's straight...this 'salesman' (Arthur Miller) has replaced the older Christian solicitors?
ME: Perhaps.
STANLEY: Alright...I'll do it, but you want me to feel like I'll get the 'street' idealism credit, good man.
ME: Leave that to me, Mr. Hollywood!

When the schoolteacher (Ms. O'Hara) walked inside JFK (Airport!), I flashed before her eyes with the Na-ion batteries (eco-friendly!) and kindly asked her to pose next to 'Mr. Hollywood' for an iPhone-shot for my YouTube upload for Stanley himself. When she asked me who he was, I told her, "It's a 'cousin' reference to a more 'prominent' movie-flyer 'dude' of Hollywood" which sufficiently impressed upon her her entirely personal interests in eco-education platforms for some fanzine presentation at Andover (Phillips).

After this 'triumph' of the modern time, I decided to become an eco-writer, modeling myself after and inspired by the great Abbey (The Monkey_Wrench Gang). Suddenly, I get like thousands of hits on Facebook with comments like, "You're like the modern-day cyber-rendition of Mr. Wizard." What would anyone think?

AIRPORT MANAGER: So, you're suddenly an airport-central man of battery-park ideations for social-media, Mr. Hollywood?
MR. HOLLYWOOD: Why not...isn't JFK a great drawing?

The 'incomplete-truth' today's that eco-consciousness is no small feat/chat, but it's generating small moves towards mainstream profitability-IQ. We're making our species more 'vigilance' minded and arguably more 'vigilante'-like in character! However, it's our kids that continue to draw out our feeling of social guild about eco-waste, which is why I'd decided to convert to Catholicism and eco-vigilantism for JFK (Airport!).

MR. HOLLYWOOD: I'm betting that 'ad-man' for Abbey (Monkey-Wrench Gang) is some kind of Cubs/Sandberg card-IQ pro.

So, I appeared inside JFK (Airport!) multiple times, drawing out social-media commentary such as, "It's a relief to think, ya know, that the West/America has its own 'Google-image' rendition of those zany anti-Western fundamentalists."

SHELBYE: We've been married for 2 years now, and now that you're a Pulitzer-pro, what's your diary now?
ME: Money is everything...

I never saw 'Mr. Hollywood' again, but I never lost my 'youth-touch' for making homemade eco-ion consumer-electronics batteries. Maybe in a future-world, I'll be a revised 'RadioShack' superhero (of some kind!). It's all in the name of democratic reforms benefiting Earth's 'natural' dreads. That's right!

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)