Chicago's Dragon

Hero-man Amlan Satan challenges the alien-invader ('Predator') in a city-scope for the sake of diary.

A Chicago-noir vignette inspired by the Predator franchise (fun!). Thanks so much for reading, 

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The Windy City of Chicago is where a deadly alien-predator 'being' of hunting-intelligence landed and prowled using invisibility powers and requiring a valiant Halloween reveler and U-Chicago asst.-professor (Amlan Satan!) to intercede on behalf of his beloved and majestic city of great/fantastic intrigue and exile the lethal creature-being of wrath back to the depths of the real Abyss.

AMLAN SATAN: I heard the news-tales on the radio while I'd been at the U-Chicago Halloween sorority-party and was dancing/kissing and drinking lots and lots and lots of peach-vodka punch drink(s) and 'recognized' immediately that this alien-predator roaming around my great city (Bear-and-Bull market!) was nothing less than a presence of purely interference(s) and I ran out of the party and got on my three-wheeler and stayed in mask/costume and went to my friend's garage to get his liquid-nitrogen 'ice-gun' for what'd (hopefully) be a 'cool' Catholic prayer-triumph for Facebook-IQ (United States).

The Predator alien however was no joke or faerie from heaven. This invisibility-cloaked magical hunting intelligence from Hell wanted to use its/his laser-guided flying decapitation discs simply to deliver 'home' the evil United States message(s) that no one would dare defy/challenge such a man-dragon of unrivaled prowess even in the Windy City. What was of no concern/doubt to the valiant Earth-hero (Amlan Satan!) however was that only human science(s) would be the right dosage of micro-miracle to exorcise this hellraiser beneath the water(s) of perceptible/tangible darkness (ha!).

AMLAN SATAN: So riding around my three-wheeler now armed with my 'ice-gun' and in festive/reveler mask-and-costume makes me feel like a 'true' mad genius with a clear mission to aid the vulnerable police-force(s) in tracking this invisibility-cloaked invader of city-magic and crime (bloody-murder!), and I hear from my iPhone-radio that it's already decapitated multiple Windy City policemen, and I've got to think, "What'd my girl make of this 'ice-gun' science-crusade on behalf of Weyland Company and human-detention(s)?"

CHICAGO NEWSWIRE: The hero Amlan Satan was buried in the Chicago graveyard after he froze the Invader and is canonized.

Well, the 'science' lessons(s) learned from this Invasion-aversion/evasion 'faerie-tale' of darkness is never-ever underestimate the human value(s) of Chicago defenses, especially in any climate when an 'alien-intelligence' lands/descends with a raw-message of utter detention. Amlan Satan shall always be remembered as a 'rook' of Windy City distance(s).

THE END

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