Egyptology: Alien Drumstick

A nerdy Western doc-prof goes on an Egyptology-adventure to find some 'diagonal' illumination(s).

A fun Egyptology adventure inspired loosely by Ishtar (Warren Beatty)! 

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In the Earth-tribulation era of the Coronavirus, Dr. Amlan Satan is traveling to modern Cairo to be guided by a woman who's a special gypsy-scholar of Egyptology so he may learn about the coded mysteries of the ancient empire which erected the great pyramid-monuments of great architectural/geometric intricacy that confounds scholars and draws out strange 'alien-species' theories about design/civilization. Dr. Satan wanted to offer his media-students a special glimpse of architectural design vitality during this Coronavirus tribulation which has generated its own 'unique' forms of socialization arts.

DR. SATAN: Very excited to arrive in Cairo by train and looking/searching for my Egyptology tour-guide woman Esha.

ESHA: Egypt is a fine place, doctor/professor, and we might see great lights of modernism downtown (night!).

DIARY-ENTRY: This land is full of mystery and vast-expansive lights of sunlight and geometry and city-traffic too (Facebook).

While in Cairo, Dr. Satan took extensive notes with Esha's help regarding the very nice/nifty math codes and design specifications of the great pyramids of ancient Egypt which drew out immaculate and 'inconceivable' ratios of construction that shockingly revealed 'unreal' works of intelligent numerics which has created much number-theory speculations/theories regarding unexplained links between Pi and chaos!

DR. SATAN: This is truly amazing, and I'm getting this very helpful tour-guide woman (Esha) some expensive Eucalyptus-water!

DIARY ENTRY: I already see great media-links in Western toy-designs with Egyptology orientations of 'machinery' diagrams!

ESHA: Doctor-professor, what you'd really appreciate in this place of traffic/mystery is the finery of excellence in food(s).

While in Cairo, Dr. Satan learned of a strange underground rumor involving a cult involved in a murder-mystery case tied to a looting-attempt from one of the Pyramids of great geometrical mysteries and treasures which resulted eerily in some kind of haunted curse or sleeping-problems that drew out Amlan's natural curiosity about the local-lore which has generated strange ideations of exorcism-oriented street stories.

DIARY ENTRY: I get 'awesome' feeling that those 'demi-gods' of that ancient-world inspired our modern alien-IQ for disaster.

DARTMOUTH NEWSWIRE: When we re-received Dr. Satan back at the Ivy-Egyptology conference, he boasted his comics-watch!

“Compared with the Egyptians, the Greeks are childish mathematicians” (Plato).

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)