Dartmouth Chess Alien: A-Strange-Truth

An invader-alien (Yellow-Xenomorph) challenges an Ivy-capitalism scholar to an iconic chess-match for evaluation of DC's 'civilization-drumstix'!

A fun alien-invasion 'chess-fable' inspired by Pawn Sacrifice. Thanks so much for reading, 

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Welcome to the grand Ivy-League school of Dartmouth (New England), where many bright students/scholars spend time(s) learning about the contours of modern intellectualism and arts and social sciences and embrace athletics and social club activity and fraternities/sororities, religions, eateries, camping, daydreaming, and environmental awareness. It's where a dreaded insect-dragon alien 'being' is about to arrive to challenge a capitalism-professor (Amlan Satan) to a game of special chess, to see if humans are worthy of the laurels that pardon their frailty from complete invasion-colonization. Let's see!

ALIEN: I'll cross-thru the Stargate-portal in dimension to arrive in Earth-realm and challenge this capitalism-doc to chess-IQ.

The alien is called Yellow-Xenomorph ('YX') and he likes to play a certain/special brand of martial-law chess, almost like a thinking machine and hoped to challenge the wits/intellect/mind of Amlan Satan, doctor of capitalism on Earth, and he found Dartmouth (Ivy-League) rather...homely!

PROFESSOR SATAN: I've had a challenging life folks, and this new 'alien' tribulation won't simply matter, but I think I can win!

So these two 'rascals' of the known universe decided to duke it in for this special anti-invasion symbolic chess-match in New England and hoped to see if their unique/respective brand(s) of chessplay would cast the sort of die-hard ideations that would truly pardon governance-woe(s) on Earth through serious Apologetics! After all, doesn't chess remind us of the 'magic' of innocence and the rather 'civil' casting of an otherwise 'violent' activity --- war?

ALIEN: Damn, your pawn-sacrifice is worthy of salt, since it 'cracks' my castling-move rather nicely!

AMLAN SATAN: Well, your special method(s) of bishop-use (double-line) complements my own love of the bishop-rook use.

ALIEN: It seems my double-bishop use in this Dartmouth 'arena' creates an IQ-glitter for Earth-ideations of double-trouble!

AMLAN SATAN: In that case, let's argue that my bishop-rook use shall cease your double-bishop 'onslaught' for Earth-securities.

WIFE: How'd you match the invader-consciousness alien ('YX') with a bishop-rook offensive against his double-bishop line trap?

ALIEN: This rascal-of-Dartmouth has 'matched' my sense(s) of Earth-IQ invasion with his 'careful' brand of tandem-piece IQ.

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