The Alien Exile

Can Captain Satan assist a residency-alien from Planet Origae achieve an Abyss-exile/haven with some calculating chess-doctorate?

An 'ethics' based sci-fi fable inspired by Cocoon. Enjoy, 

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I went on a Weyland mission to Planet Origae and brought back a diplomat alien being named Red-Xenomorph to Earth and posted about him on Facebook and watched him become a social-media celebrity. My name's Amlan Satan.

WEYLAND COMPANY: Captain Satan's delivered a 'chess-like' miracle with his return of the Xeno-alien from Origae (Planet-4).

The Red-Xenomorph took up shelter in Earth and started developing war-game training sessions with American soldiers in fiery-pits for battlefield simulations for the sake of Western civilization, all the while feeling 'uneasy' about his strange education in human warfare/ambition and all the while discomforting humans themselves with his rather 'dragon-like' stealth in battlefield training simulations.

ALIEN: You humans boast an incredible 'chest' of gems/treasure that me thinks catches the splendors of capitalism on Earth.

DIARY-ENTRY: It's true our planet is rich in color and behaviors, and the alien got glimpses of both good-and-bad on Earth!

Well, the time came when this Xeno-alien I brought back to Earth started worrying about his 'level(s)' of involvement in human affairs and started uncomforting human soldiers too who'd started to think all this 'acidic' warfare was somehow 'non-human' to the points of deadliness, compelling him to call me once more for ideations on negotiation for a more 'peaceful' and isolationist exile/residency on Earth with the US government.

MR. WEYLAND: Why offer this 'escapism' to our diplomat-alien now, captain?
AMLAN (Me): If I play you and stalemate you in chess, regarding all this 'politics' maneuvering, will you meditate?
MR. WEYLAND: Sure; but what's your 'rook-bishop' swift-chess to reveal about exile-IQ requisitions by a 'foreign' being?
AMLAN: It's all in the 'game' of democracy!
MR. WEYLAND: Sure; alright --- we'll play your little 'game' of machinery, captain (Satan).
AMLAN: Very cool, sir!

ALIEN: I thank my diligent ally in this requisition (Satan) in affording me the 'chess-IQ' wrought diplomacy-exile in the Abyss.

MR. WEYLAND: Me thinks this ought to generate some 'brand' of cinema-distance (for Americans).

ALIEN: This Earth has (arguably) evaded the hell-tribulation of 'wrought' intelligence regarding 'deep' war; thanks to chess!

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)