The Terminal

An alien and space-pilot cross through the Stargate portal and wander around an airport and decide to 'rescue' a damsel-in-distress.

A sci-fi parody inspired loosely by The Terminal (Tom Hanks). Enjoy, 

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Two warriors of outer-space crossed through the Stargate dimensions portal and arrived on Earth-realm.

One is a humanoid space-pilot named Amlan Satan who's been playing chess-games against the other traveling warrior and learned of the Earth-magic of Facebook-IQ (social-media).

The other 'traveler' is an insect-dragon alien species-being called Red-Xenomorph who likes drawing stalemates (chess!) with Amlan Satan and wants to take him to the JFK Airport disguised as a humanoid and had become a fan of American sci-fi adventure media/movies including Alien.

SATAN: This airport is very cool!
ALIEN: We might play some chess and draw stalemate-IQ/intrigue in the lounge/terminal area, no?
SATAN: Yeah...the primary Terminal in this airport's a terrific 'diadem' of traffic-securities imagination on Earth.

They both encountered a strange attractive human woman, a schoolteacher named Alice, who'd been walking to the airport after parking her rented-Avis car in the public-lot and was carrying a school-case with a chess-set inside and was noticed by Amlan and the alien (Red-Xenomorph) who realized she was playing chess on Facebook.

AMLAN: That weird-looking man is following Alice around inside the Terminal, friend.

ALIEN: Yes, I noticed it too...we might warn/help her now!

AMLAN: Maybe this guy's some Facebook ad-photographer seeking some Terminal exposure-feature for a profile-page, yeah?

ALIEN: Maybe...

STRANGER: Why're you two following me around inside this Terminal?

AMLAN: We have this 'cool' Royals-Topps rookie-card we're gifting you if you stop following Alice.

ALIEN: Yes; take this for your Facebook/ad marketing intention in this Terminal (that's it, right?)!

STRANGER: Yeah, I'd been coordinating random traveler-traffic photos for Facebook-IQ, but I'll accept this gift (for Alice?).

AMLAN: Good; we happen to be journalists writing about schoolteachers traveling inside JFK (Airport!).

ALIEN: Now, go on your way, good man.

STRANGER: Thanks!

ALICE (Schoolteacher): You can never tell what you'll get around/through inside JFK (Airport!) these days.

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