Snowboards-'R-Diamonds

A Story by Abishai100

Amlan/Ezzy are Canadian love-birds in the Winter-Games vying with the evil Dr. No in a blood-diamond lore about the 'leprechauns' of Earth.

An 'excellent' Winter-Games adventure-fable inspired loosely by Spies Like Us (John Landis). Enjoy,

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The Olympics (Winter) had returned to great Sweden for the first time since 1912 (Summer), and a 'rad' snowboarding team from Canada, composed of a husband-wife unit (Amlan/Ezzy) were going to earn a special gold-medal for Canada against rival Great Britain who'd promised a thrilling Stockholm experience in the new millennium for Facebook-fans!

AMLAN: This Winter Game(s) in Sweden will highlight my interest(s) in snowboarding-excellence and the Facebook 'chess-IQ'.

EZZY: Doing all these Winter-Swedish comics fanzine imagery/photography for modern sportsmanship feels like a romance-IQ.

DR. NO: This is the 'excellence'-IQ for me to smuggle my blood-diamonds into Stockholm and use snowboards to confuse UN.

As Canada and Great Britain carried-out excellence in their special/secret snowboards-rivalry game(s) in snowy/wintry Sweden (Stockholm), the nefarious Dr. No attempted to use the circus-equipment to smuggle his 'conflict-zone' African-gems through to Northern Ireland (United Kingdom).

INTERPOL: Blood-diamond corruption today threatens the world-gem exchange and makes terrorism woe.

F-IRA ('Foreign Irish Republican Army'): We're trying-to-see if Amlan/Ezzy can be 'drafted' to perform a gem-swap with Dr. No!

However, the real journalists of the Swedish games (Olympics) wanted rather to capture the potential 'stalemate' between the excellent Canadian and Great Britain teams to see what 'brands' or flavors of snowboarding excellence would prompt the romantic-comedy storytelling among the team-mates and sportsmanship rather than the 'chess-stalemate' drawn between Interpol-office(s) relations 'spies' and drafted 'heroes' (Amlan/Ezzy). What would the Canadian love-birds end up drawing --- snow...or diamonds?

DR. NO: Where the hell are my blood-diamonds (I thought those 'pesky' Foreign Irish Republican Army troublemakers died!)?

AMLAN: Did you get those swapped glass-gems to Interpol for the Dr. No exchange and evade those Belfast buddies, sweetie?
EZZY: Yeah...and right after I got my gold, darling (I beat you this time, eh?)!

DR. NO: I'll fume if this 'buzz' generates 'pesky' comics-artists experimenting with storyboards for 'stalemate'-drawn patriotics.

Everyone wants to be a hero in this new era of media-driven politics-IQ/espionage, so we wonder if Amlan/Ezzy, the gold-winning love-birds of Stockholm will remember mostly the snowboarding excellence or their deathly-encounter with Dr. No and the F-IRA in what will 'certainly' be recounted as an Earth-defense dark 'faerie-tale' about humans in deformity.

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