The Martian: Dune(s)-Game

Can alien-existence prompt messages about Earth's daring dial-up(s)?

A 'dark' faerie-tale about alien-IQ fascination referencing the iconic Western sci-fi/horror franchise Alien. Thanks for reading, 

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We'd been searching for alien-intelligence/life outside Earth and on Mars ever since water was discovered on the otherwise rather pronounced 'red planet' of rocks and hills and sent various NASA probes/scout-vehicles to take photos/recordings of the strange planet.

Scientists working at Salk-SETI for the new company Weyland devised a method of sending communication signals deep beneath the terrestrial ground-levels of the surface of Mars and had established the Salk Institute (Cali) as a 'pronounced' institution for the collection of recordings for possible alien-life and intention messaging.

Well, the 'dream' came true but it turned out to be a living red nightmare! The Red-Xenomorph species living deep beneath the ground-surface of Mars, unknown to humans but having communicated for various eras on Earth with humans through UFO-flights and planet-surface 'face' imagery and strange communications never fully understood now wanted to 'answer' this new Salk-SETI (Weyland) 'call' from Earth and choreographed a dimensions-portal crossing from Mars through a space-time device called the Stargate.

ALIEN: My presence/appearance is quite strange/unnerving, so I'll cloak myself with invisibility and seek-out 'diplomats' for faith-tests and challenges as the 'captain' of my Xenomorph-species, which humans have cast/characterized ironically in the modern Alien sci-fi horror media-franchise.

WEYLAND: We're honored by this 'strange' announcement and ordered our smartest soldiers to engage the alien(s) in chess and perhaps field-battle testing sessions designed to re-present this ideation of species 'competition' through the calculation-lens of intelligence-quotient cinema.

ALIEN: It's quite the 'thing' to note that our Xeno-species has been rather 'well-captured' in the Alien films/comics/toys.

WEYLAND: The unit of soldiers/chess-players we're ordering to engage the Xeno-aliens are the Red-Mask team (Amlan/Marcus/Raki) and will 'challenge' the reddish insect-dragon like 'creature-beings' first in chess, then in logic-games, and then in field-battle tests for competition media presentations, to equally celebrate our ironic 'triumphant' feature-mapping/matching of the Martians' visage/appearance in our celebrated Alien films/comics which have become a 'standard' for Facebook-IQ on Earth!

AMLAN: I'll be the chess-challenger to the Red-Xenomorph alien named Endymion while Marcus/Raki compete with acid-guns!

MARCUS: The acid-gun field battle scenarios for cinema-media/journals will feature homemade backpack acid for rifles.

RAKI: Alien comics/cinema are now 'standard' in our society, we'll challenge the insect-dragon beings in video-gameplay too.

Things turned to horror after Amlan the chess-master (Weyland Company) triumphantly achieved a stalemate-draw game with the fiercely-intelligent Red-Xenomorph alien who simply went haywire after not achieving a single-sided win, since Amlan countered the dragon's queen-knight offensive sharpness with a swiftly-put rook-bishop double-line squaring strategy he learned with Dartmouth chess-masters. The Xeno-aliens then turned furious during the acid-gun field-tests too, and Weyland had no choice but to commission its armed units to target-fire at them in the Australian Outback and in Crimea where they posed their 'bizarre' wrathful dare after the chess-stalemate.

WEYLAND: This is a failure in negotiating civilization logic-language IQ for diplomacy and renouncing field-tests for media!

JOURNALIST: So, the aliens went nuts and now were 'angry' about their visage in Alien movies/comics?
AMLAN: Right; we had to turn to pure defense-maneuvering before negotiating the eventual exile-treaty.
JOURNALIST: So, these Xenomorphs will now reside (permanently) in the Earth-ocean abyss as exile-isolationists?
AMLAN: Right; they conceded to a fair-fight square with the acid-gun retaliation complementing the chess-stalemate stats.
JOURNALIST: Well, what did they say about the Alien museum exhibits (media/movies) before retreating to the ocean(s)?
AMLAN: They agreed that their turns for Earth-IQ were to be simply/purely a 'chess-game' of quick-decision demos.
JOURNALIST: At least you 'heroes' of Weyland redeemed the idea of species-contact for environment-competition sculptures.
AMLAN: Sure; thanks!
JOURNALIST: God loves a good exhibit.

WEYLAND: What's so eerie about the morphology of the Xeno-aliens, like those cast in good-faith in Alien media is darkness.

MARCUS (Red-Mask defense-unit): We're going to IQ-restoration the 'quality' of adventure animation for the Duke's queries!

ALIEN: We're exiles in the Earth-ocean abyss prompted by 'equivalence' in actions and remain permanently invisible now.

SALK FANZINE: Well, the huge turnout for the new Alien comics-line in British Columbia prompted new Facebook-IQ pokes!

RAKI (Red-Mask defense-unit): I'm getting my son the new Aliens: Genocide series about Mars-expeditions for Earth-story.

AMERICAN PRESIDENT: All 'misadventures' prompt IQ-creamery for casting 'real' democratic punch (e.g., Deep Thought).

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