Swiss Bank: Golden Match!

A Story by Abishai100

Two pals lift Nazi-gold from a 'secret' lair (Goldfinger) for the purpose of chess-IQ.

A fable about gold-lifting inspired loosely by Boondock Saints. Enjoy,

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Two Dartmouth pals decided to get to a Swiss alps cabin where they'd coordinate a heist of a Nazi-gold silo from a secret mountain-hidden vault owned by the ruthless Goldfinger who'd been recruiting assassins to guard the hills.

AMLAN: We'll be staying at a 'fantastic' Alps-cabin and enjoying the Winter Games and concocting this Goldfinger mission.

RAKI: It'll be a sweet-statement about the quality of modern gold-hunt and the securities surrounding underground schemas.

The two Dartmouth-pals would infiltrate a special mountain-vault in the Alps in masks and wielding guns loaded with...hot-acid (just to infuriate Goldfinger himself).

AMLAN: Our Alps-cabin is really a photogenic landmark in modern times for snowboarding-journals.

RAKI: We'll invite some nice flight-attendants (Swiss-Air) to share this time of gold-espionage off-duty escapism!

GOLDFINGER: I 'doubt' any rascal(s) can get into my gold-lair inside those snow-mountains of Switzerland for Nazi-booty.

AMLAN/RAKI: We can clearly see that our purpose(s) here are express/limited...for securing travel/tourism.
SWISS-AIR ATTENDANTS: You two surely are the right-stuff for cyber-fanzine writing about Goldfinger's empiric darkness!

INSPECTOR YALE: I'll get any rascal(s) trying to 'hack' into that secret Nazi-gold silo at the expense(s) of 'serious' journals.

INTERPOL REPORTER: You achieved a micro-miracle in the Swiss mountain.
AMLAN/RAKI: All it took was acid-guns and a nice deception involving toys and theater and laced drinks for the guard.

SWISS-AIR: We've no report(s) of any Nazi-gold being swapped or displaced by 'James Bond' figures with Alps-IQ (or chess).

Two deities from Mars decided to debate about the modernism symbolism of Amlak/Raki as the real-life Starsky and Hutch. These two deities are Shiva, master of meditation, and Red-Xenomorph, insect-dragon of anarchy.