Crowning London: Fury of Mars

A force of bandits stage a massive UK-infiltration but may be 'stalked' by Red-Mask hero-police of Interpol's distance.

A fun Euro-adventure inspired by the awesome series Die Hard. Thanks for reading (and enjoy!), 

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Buckingham Palace was the place where the legendary Crown Jewels were stored, and it's where a very unusual force of bandit-terrorists sought to create a theater-heist of the iconic royal gem-crown pieces in a summertime misadventure.

The bandits called themselves the Fury, and they wanted to enter suited as merchants/businessmen with a special contract-offer for regular photography of the Crown Jewels and interiors for a new cyber-fanzine in British Columbia called Dartmouth.

FURY: We'll enter as stealth 'aliens' with the express/limited purpose of swapping the Jewels with replicas with smoke-bombs.

Fortunately for the United Kingdom and Crown-Jewels lore, a trio of special Interpol officers called Red-Mask was at the time roaming around England on vacation and were tipped-off about a potential Buckingham Palace 'mishap' and decided to dart there with their newly-designed ice-guns.

RED-MASK: We'll have to run into the Palace with our ice-guns explaining to guardsmen we've simply no time to call Interpol!

However, when the Red-Mask Interpol-relations trio got there they learned the Fury had arrived by Double-Decker Bus and already departed the Palace in the return-carriage carrying their theater-company/business-photomagazine duffel-bags.

FURY: This is a 'heist' for no rationale but for an 'alien' visitation created for express/limited lore; we're not children (pros).

The Fury force of bandit-terrorists performed this incredible heist in about 15 minutes separating and working separately to distract and remove guardsmen and plant smoke-bombs and sleeping-sedative darts and syncing their stop-timers to depart successfully with their time-clocks in their pockets!

RED-MASK COP 1 of INTERPOL (Amlan Satan): We got there too late; we knew however the Fury departed by bus; we chased.

RED-MASK COP 2 (Charlotte Churchland): I look like a movie-star and found it easy to make our announcement clouded by IQ.

RED MASK 3 (Thai Raki): We knew the bus was heading to the train station and headed to the station first with our ice-guns.

While en-route to the station, the Red-Mask force of Interpol-cops saw a street fire created by the Fury en-route to the train-station as a further enhanced 'terrorist' message!

During this arson-distraction, the Fury detoured from their bus and got in firemen costumes and flew off in a helicopter one of their members landed nearby.

FURY: This was an 'agenda' for alien-invasion and some might conjecture we'd been, in fact, somehow Martians with IQ!

They left the Crown Jewels behind in place of the Nazi-gold hidden in a museum near the arson-distraction site in the city of London and boarded the helicopter with a note left reading, "We're returning to Mars with this Nazi-gold, ladies-gentlemen of the United Kingdom."

RED-MASK: Damn those freak-bandits with their soaring-IQ for Nazi-gold theft; they've left the train-goal and we're on train!

However, while on this distraction-train, Red-Mask Amlan Satan spotted a strange-looking red helicopter, the same one which carried the Fury inside, and shot it down with his self-assembled newly-designed bazooka-weapon Charlotte brought with her to the train/station before they'd been detoured/duped!

CHARLOTTE: This is gonna be great...those 'aliens' from Mars won't make dummies/doughnuts out of us, sweethearts!

UK_NEWSWIRE: The Fury force of super-terrorists were shot down in their escape-copter by Red-Mask heroes and all's IQ!

ROYAL-FAMILY: Thanks for the Interpol heroics on this restoration of the Crown-Jewels at Buckingham Palace!

RED-MASK: We're proud to have returned the 'real' diadems, though the stolen Nazi-gold is lost forever we regret your graces.

FURY (Diary): If we fail, perhaps the journals really will recount us as 'Martians' with a nifty-deed for London's bridge.

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)