Stalemate Wingate: Dartmouth's Energon

Narrated diorama of politics-IQ/journals requiring new 'forms' of globalism-defense detentions.

An inventive politics-parody of sorts loosely inspired by the taut-thriller Spy Game (Brad Pitt). Thanks so much for reading, 

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I've been working for the Foreign Irish Republican Army (F-IRA) from the Wingate (United States) as a blood-diamond operationalist destabilizing gem-piracy highways stretching from British Columbia (North America) to Northern Ireland (United Kingdom).

My name's Dartmouth, and I work underground creating cyber-network rings to infiltrate/disorient gem-piracy tracks for traffic that threatens the overground Sinn Fein negotiations regarding affirmative-action employment program talks with UK-Parliament favoring the Irish-Catholic minority population in sectarian-troubled Belfast under conditions of new-era poverty/unemployment. Blood-diamond traffic threatens piracy-monitors and requires a new kind of "Facebook-IQ" free-speech or photojournalism!

F-IRA: The iconography surrounding piracy-traffic monitors requires a more world-active creativity appealing to students now.

As the agent of the world-underground group Foreign Irish Republican Army, I've been trained in chess-play to challenge blood-diamond barons in gameplay on cyber-underground networks I can hack into with my computer-skills I picked up at CalTech. The goal is to create stalemate-conditions for peace-talks with Sinn Fein and gem-investment curling with blood-diamond barons who might concede sociopolitical withdrawals favoring poverty-alleviation but only if entreated with 'sophisticated' forms of chess-IQ.

My only assistant/sidekick is a New England schoolteacher named Shelbye who's an English-Irish linguist of culture-bridging with academics/social-media (Facebook-IQ). However, the chess-stalemate 'talks' I'm making with blood-diamond barons through Wingate-WiFi (United States) concerns the lenses of pedestrian imagination regarding real modern capitalism-monitoring issues. If it ain't chess...people simply don't care!

BELFAST BUGLE: The new devastation of a rumored blood-diamond smugglers vehicle in Belfast signals new capitalism woe(s).

Now, this tale seems like an 'ordinary story' for modern lovers of political idealism and defense of social-work catering to poverty-alleviation through crime/piracy control(s) like blood-diamond monitoring. However, it's not. You see, amidst all this global-capitalism speculation-IQ/inquiry, a damning adversarial alien 'being' called the Xenomorph crossed-through the dimensions-portal called Stargate and arrived on Earth-realm and hid in the Chernobyl power-plant basement-ditches/tunnels and made pirate-net blogs/hacks during the Russo-Ukrainian tribulation(s), professing himself to be a 'hellmouth' advocate to create ideations of human civilization incitation and its 'natural' problems. Now, I'm to defeat this cyber-user too, with a chess-stalemate (lest he lurk in Chernobyl pits forever like an insect!).

ALIEN: You've managed an end-game king-and two-pawn stalemate against my 3-pawn array, smart-man.

ME: Well...chess is all in the 'board-patience' of social view(s).

ALIEN: Where'd you become such an 'academic' regarding modern capitalism/terrorism speculation/inquiry, good man?
ME: Let's just say it's a blessing when the 'right folks' like real-life James Bond figures are not illiterate, Mr. Xenomorph.

ALIEN: Aha.

That's my story. I negotiated a peaceful exile-isolationist permanent residency (diplomacy!) with the adversarial invader-alien ('Xenomorph') hiding-out in Chernobyl-pits by defending Earth-capitalism/governance monitors through careful chess-stalemate gameplay ideations or dialogue bridging to blood-diamond labyrinth IQ/intelligence and he conceded to simply 'spying' on humanity from the Earth-ocean abyss using his 'nifty' cyber-toys, and I promised my continued vigilance would develop the greater form(s) of human engineering facilitating multicultural democracy (lest we draw the 'ire' of more alien-species ambitious for Earth-deformity or economic depression!).

ALIEN: I resign to the deep Earth-ocean abyss as a 'private' exile-scholar/isolationist, but only because of 'Belfast' chess (ha!).

SHELBYE: You did a miracle-work(s) for Interpol me thinks, but perhaps the 'real' message of the alien was Earth-dollars.

ME: Maybe...

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)