Voltron-Distance!

Diorama of the Voltron lion-force defending an Earth science(s) schema for the sake of universal distances (or detention!).

A youth-fable fanfiction of the iconic 1980s cartoon series Voltron (Toei Animation). Enjoy, 

----

====

Space-warriors of the Voltron-defense force crossed through the Stargate portal to arrive into Earth-realm and create a defense-ring for the Salk Institute during a special A.I. design achievement celebration defied by the evil Hammond who'd also crossed through the Stargate.

VOLTRON-FORCE: We'll ensure the Stargate-crossing doesn't create pure Earth-IQ panic because of this Salk-A.I. defense(s).

The Voltron-force, composed of two women and two men and a general were integrated into Earth-IQ and society and learned about the merits of 21st-Century social-media tech/traffic and consumerism consciousness in the United States.

The general of the force meanwhile studied the contours of Esquire, BBC, the Home Shopping Network, and Consumer Reports and ensured his wandering/learning youthful 'gang' of Voltron-force lion-warriors from space didn't become enraptured by all the capitalism-vanities and succumb to the indulgences that would create deadly magazine-culture laziness or sloth!

GENERAL JORDAN: We'll form the super-robot Voltron from our 5 mecha-lion warriors using our 'usual' cyber-psychic IQ-laser.

HAMMOND: That pesky idealistic Voltron-force are nothing more than a 'Camelot' in the skies and won't subvert my Salk-hell.

GENERAL JORDAN: Me thinks the evil Hammond will exploit post-9/11 era society woes to apply to this Salk-A.I. design diary!

When Hammond released a terrifying insect-dragon 'alien' being called Red Xenomorph unto NYC's enduring skyline-landscape, carriage-carried from the Stargate with him in a giant coffin in his space-truck, the United States went into a frenzy-panic, but General Jordan commandeered the Voltron-lion force/warriors to choreography a 'fantastic' laser-blinding deformity unto the Red Xenomorph, thereby blindsighting him and debilitating him/it long-enough for liquid-nitrogen incapacitating transport back through the Stargate and into a special Mars-abyss where it'd lie forever in eternal meditation!

HAMMOND: Damn those idealists; invasion and devastation of Earth has been avoided; I must flee and seek separate war(s).

GENERAL JORDAN: With Earth salvaged in this post-9/11 era and the Salk-A.I. blueprints secured in vault(s), we can cheer!

VOLTRON_TEAM

AMLAN: We simply followed the Jordan-schema to build a special 'gem' highway, no?
SHELBYE: This was a 'fantastic' triumph for the sake of Earth's science(s)!
MARCUS: Let's toast this with an Atlantic-City diamonds-visitation!
DESDEMONA: Jordan was terrific...he deserved the Nike gem gifts from the mayors.

GENERAL JORDAN: The American President commissioned a new line of Xmas-toys in our honor/laurel for defense of the Salk!

AMLAN: Ya know, without the Jordan-guidance system (psychology!), we'd not see through the 'haze(s)' of Earth-capitalism IQ.

HAMMOND: Perhaps I'll find some more 'emotional' poison to destroy Voltron first; then seek planetary dread(s) --- muhuhaha!

====

"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)