Parallax (DC Comics)

Narrated patriot-journalist's account of the powered Superfriends engaging with Parallax 'darkside' versions of themselves, an account which draws the writer himself towards Hell.

A fable inspired by Challenge of the Superfriends (DC Comics). Thanks for reading, 

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Earth-realm is a place of great wonders and magic, and it's where the daring alien superheroes called the Superfriends descend to assist mankind with some of the worst problems of the modern age, including threats of global chemical warfare, created by super-nemesis organizations such as the masked Legion of Doom!

I've been covering the tale of the Superfriends for some time now, and I consider myself a true patriot of the Planet newspaper, working in DC and taking stock of the heroics of the heroists known as the Superfriends and post their triumphs for Facebook-IQ.

The Superfriends are composed of a number of individuals of extraordinary telekinetic powers and flying ability and extra-ordinary strength, vanities, and agility, including Wonder Woman, Superman, and Aquaman, and I've become their photojournalist. However, the Superfriends may be in for a real adventure now, which I'm to serve/cover as a news-maker of parachute-theory.

The Superfriends' incredible and unusual misadventure concerns the Parallax Universe, a place where everything that's extra-ordinary is simply and inexplicably reversed by a mirror-axis of reality/rationalism, making the pervasive existence-consciousness somehow flipped by the powers of darkness. In fact, through the Parallax, each of our heroist-heroic Superfriends (Wonder-Woman, etc.) are 'matched' shockingly by their mirror-image 'darkside' versions of themselves (like Evil Superman!).

This is the misadventure tale in which the Superfriends heroic-heroists crossed through the Parallax portal (Stargate) to engage with these mirror-axis reversed darkside versions of themselves, 'alien creatures' of pure malice/mischief who've the uncanny ability to use powers for anarchy and not defense, and these 'darkside' aliens had yielded a miraculous stalemate-chess condition against the beloved Superfriends (Wonder-Woman, etc.) after the Stargate-Parallax portal crossing (ha!).

After I relayed this extra-ordinary misadventure-tale of the Superfriends engaging with the darkside alien versions of themselves through the Parallax-Stargate, I decided to take a road-trip to the Grand Canyon (Arizona) and wrote journal-entries about the metaphysics-IQ/value of power controls and imagination for Earth. It was in a special Arizona diner where I thought I saw a 'darkside' version of myself! Yes folks, this waiter at the diner was in a Coronavirus mask but resembled me perfectly and I thought he was 'truly' my darkside version! Was he human? Was I 'envisioning' him because of my writing contributions for humanity regarding the Superfriends/DC? This Arizona man looked like the 'evil' version of me, and I had to exit the diner in a mild panic.

SUPERFRIENDS: Don't be worried, buddy of the Planet; perhaps what you saw was an after-shock of writing about Parallax.

ME: Well, do you 'believe' the darkside alien versions of yourself through the Stargate were something like Martians?

SUPERFRIENDS: We can definitively tell you they weren't Earthlings, good buddy of the Planet.

ME: Wow...well why'd I see what I 'believed' was the 'dark-side' version of me in Arizona --- the weird diner-waiter, friends?
SUPERFRIENDS: You're merely suffering from some IQ-aftershock from writing about the 'Martian' Parallax, good buddy!

The lessons I learned from the Parallax-IQ adventure was that the depths of this strange journey led me to the brink of personal madness/divinity, and I considered the special social/human values tied or linked to the metaphysics-IQ surrounding 'encounters' with the broad-scope or spectrum of powers/magic distances (or darkness!).

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