Jem and the Alien

A 'misadventure' for Earth-diary and alien-IQ wrought from chess-skill and democracy-warfare for ultimate exile-democracy.

A comics-approach to Alien. Enjoy, 

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Sulaco for NASA_Weyland was set for the Mars-mission in 2030, and the crew of 'Jem' (celebrity-warriors of Earth!) were armed with laser-guns and dashing diplomatic smiles!

JEM: We're 'thrilled' to do all this for Mr. Weyland, who's been the inspiration for Jem-lyric about the adventures of alien-IQ.

WEYLAND: We're furnished these 'fantastic' Mars-warriors with special illuminating laser hand-cannons in event of alien-fury.

The Jem-warriors for this symbolic Mars-mission were to cast special diplomacy-media IQ for Earth-journals (NASA_Weyland) regarding the casting of special news-tales about alien-intelligence and human courage and foreign consciousness and were therefore cast in human cyber-fanzines as 'fantastic' messengers of Earth-network imaginations.

CAPTAIN AMLAN SATAN (Jem): The Mars 'red-planet' is fierce/uncertain, and we're to trek with our Weyland laser-cannons.

While on Mars, Jem discovered the underground lair of an unknown alien 'intelligence' called Xenomorph and learned of the immaculate labyrinths of their special imaginative and inventive machinery and invasion-focused weaponry. They'd no time to radio back to Earth for warning(s)!

ALIEN: Greetings to Jem; we'd like to know for you that this Invasion-destiny is only averted with a chess-stalemate art.

Ater Jem captain Satan (Amlan) achieved a triumphant stalemate-chess game against one of these eerie insect-dragon humanoids 'alien beings' with rook-bishop game-piece movement swift balancing of machine-like opponent-fury, the Xeno-aliens nevertheless crawled through the Stargate dimensions portal from their underground Martian lair to invade Earth!

CAPTAIN AMLAN SATAN (Jem): The Xeno-aliens are fanned out across the Windy-City, and we'll target their legs with lasers.

The plan worked and the aliens, under laser-fire and chess-stalemate triumph wrought by Jem-captain Satan, were looking more and more like invading 'fools' and agreed to a diplomatic Earth-ocean abyss permanent isolationist-exile for peace-diplomacy, never to return above-ground, and Jem warriors were honored in a 'fantastic' Earth-parade and given tix to a special 2031 summer 'event' for Earth prayer(s) at the Grand Canyon.

AMERICAN PRESIDENT/WEYLAND: The success of mobilized soldiers in the Windy-City and Jem signals Earth-salvation (news!).

JEM: We're currently spokesfolk for the new New England multicultural mannequin-fashion show for post-tribulation media.

The leader of Jem, Amlan Satan, was about to marry one of its female warrior-soldiers, Angela, but she'd been diagnosed with PTSD and admitted into the Arkham Asylum in the Windy-City where she'd come to terms (with personal cyber-art!) her depression imagery regarding Xeno-alien malice and would serve as the inspiration for a new Tom Hanks movie (Hollywood!).

CAPTAIN AMLAN SATAN (Jem): The Xenomorph-alien 'visage' has been 'frozen' in a Euro-museum for media-IQ in Earth-time.

ESQUIRE: So what's it like to save the Earth with a simple stalemate-conditions chess-gameplay, Captain?
AMLAN SATAN: Well...it's humbling...but (honestly), I can't say certainly there'd be no Earth-engagement component to war.

ESQUIRE: You're certain your darling compatriot (Angela) is now safer/saner at Arkham of Windy-City?
AMLAN SATAN: Yeah...we're teaching her the 'magic' of chess and what it brings for general human frailty-medicine (ha).

ALIEN: We're in Earth-ocean abyss (exile), and we'll be using spy-gear to observe/report on humanity from distance/politics.

The adventure illuminated why Earth-defense requires special heroists with heroics (Jem!) and why the mysterious/exiled alien (Xenomorph) was safe-distance away from overground civilization, thanks to a little 'chess-magic' and a lot of heart, and perhaps all that sci-fi Asimov buzz about 'friendly-alien' would be watercolored with this sudden newfound intelligentsia 'appreciation' of what makes intelligent-life so intriguing after all --- distance(s).

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