Super-Market-Dance {Alien}

A Story by Abishai100

A crossing of 'strangers' and a possible 'alien' inside a shopping-complex on Saturday prompts society ideations of 'real' diplomatic misadventure.

A fun 'conspiracy-theory' alien-fable inspired loosely by K-PAX (Kevin Spacey), which I hope you like,

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There was a strange confluence of people at WalMart New England one summer Saturday when it seemed the consumers/customers, most in Coronavirus-masks, were acting supiciously like gov't-agents working on some intelligence-security operation to sanitize the commercial area to ensure some anti-terrorism agenda without causing panic.

There was also at WalMart that day a media-man, tied to some soap-opera industry fanzine, hoping to get 'regular' photos of consumer/customer traffic-IQ that day and brought his special recording equipment to take images/audio for a presentation online complementing some new TV-feature about programs about heroic civilians caught in defending consumer-hubs/center/markets from terrorists!

MR. HOLLYWOOD: The jewelry-area at WalMart may be a sullied 'repute' because of North American blood-diamond piracy.

As 'Mr. Hollywood' spotted these somewhat 'strangely' appearing gov't-specter behaving individuals in consumer civilian clothing and Coronavirus masks apparently suspiciously securing the WalMart New England from some 'unanticipated' terrorist-threat, the individuals ('specters') themselves were too busy navigating the jewelry and power-electric aisles to see if miscreant behavior for valuable/dangerous/symbolic items were suddenly making shopping altogether 'alien' in scope, troubling the otherwise 'regular' customers who'd simply trekked to their Saturday market-arena for normal pedestrian happiness!

SPECTER (Or Civilian?): I brought my handheld magnet-chess board to see if any potential customer wants to play in-store!

Well, turns out the 'specters' weren't looking for a terrorist but a real-life alien being! Apparently an invisibility-cloaked spaceship lurk-landed in the Grand Canyon and the insect-dragon 'being' transformed into a humanoid 'civilian' and took a train to WalMart New England that Saturday time and walked in and found the 'gentleman' (specter or civilian?) with a nifty/convenient handheld magnet-chessboard and accepted his 'challenge' to play the game in-store. Mr. Hollywood (the recording visiting soap-opera 'media-man') meanwhile hoped to spot what he 'sensed' was a truly 'miraculous' intrigue in the United States. Follow along.

ALIEN: Chess-play, good sir?
CHESS_MAN: Sure!
ALIEN: Are you a government employee, good sir?
CHESS_MAN: Perhaps...

ALIEN: I'm moving my knight-queen offense-fury combo to create machine-like speed against you.
CHESS_MAN: I've no choice but to counter with a 'swift' rook-bishop double-line rotation to retort with balances, no?
ALIEN: Damn...me thinks I've reached a stalemate-condition (tie/draw/no-win decision!) with this in-store challenge.
CHESS_MAN: True!

ALIEN: What now, good sir?
CHESS_MAN: Are you an extra-terrestrial?
ALIEN: I know you're a gov't-specter, and I'm willing to negotiate peaceful isolationist-exile (asylum) in the Earth-ocean abyss.
CHESS_MAN: You'll retreat to the deep ocean-abyss and non-interfere/invade human civilization or activity?

ALIEN: Certainly; I've necessary media-access gear to stay 'in-tune' with Netflix/YouTube (etc.!).
CHESS_MAN: Excellence...we'll escort you to the labyrinth-policy hubs, now; we first have to get your spaceship, eh?
ALIEN: I want an immunity-stay at the Wingate hotel (New England) to 'unwind' my diplomacy-brain; agreed?
CHESS_MAN: Perfectly agreeable; the Wingate awaits you on this Earth-diplomat political-asylum 'process' of danger-IQ!

MR. HOLLYWOOD: I overheard you two whispering; maybe you're 'rehearsing' a sci-fi movie synopsis/project (I can record?).

Mr. Hollywood, the media-man with the soap-opera episode-intrigue recording-inspiration agenda inside WalMart New England that Saturday had to be 'interrogated' and 'sanitized' for all proper procedure meanwhile and was explained that what he's ironically 'witnessed' was a secret gov't-dramatization for official documentary purposes tied to a Roswell investigation 'conspiracy' linked to Russian spies using alien-sightings as a 'veil' for weapons-smuggling. Mr. Hollywood was told to 'politely' continue his 'terrorism-inquiry' recording project with diligence elsewhere and not without interference with this 'specter' mission and responded accordingly.

MR. HOLLYWOOD: By George can I not 'permit' this new gov't-machinery 'savvy' (or pizzazz!) without some entertainment-IQ!