Suburbia-Laser: Sturbridge/Chelsea

Can community folk band-together in an alien-invasion crisis requiring much distance(s)?

A suburbia sci-fi 'misadventure' inspired by some of the environment-manipulation fun of 'alien-media' storytelling from District 9. Enjoy, 

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In the idyllic Suburbia area of Sturbridge Woods (South Jersey, United States), a race of Martians descended and began to lurk around late-night using their invisibility powers as Phase-1 of their Earth-invasion in the summer of 2022 (August 15th).

Amlan Satan is a home-suburbia area defender with terrific archery and computer and soccer skills who's organizing a neighborhood-watch vigilante-system underground where units of forces prowl around the Sturbridge area and use glowing bow-and-arrows tipped with hot-acid to strike the prowling semi-invisible Martian 'beings' with glowing-eyes and a malevolent sneer, not worth the Facebook-IQ retelling!

AMLAN SATAN: I'm using special soccer-investments (Chelsea, Europe) to recruit traveling security-men from NY for watches.

The demon-deity Medusa eyes all this Earth-realm 'activity' with great enthusiasm, thinking her vain-glorious ambitious war-like son Proteus will strike into the heart of the Sturbridge area, disguised as one of the Martians, but with glowing red-eyes, claiming to its 'comrades' it's been ingesting a special speed serum late-night developed on Mars.

PROTEUS: I'll shape-shift between an infant daughter of Sturbridge (South Jersey, United States) and my Medusa-borne selfie.

AMLAN SATAN: Me thinks there's a new 'air' of intrigue in suburbia-laser tag in the United States (Earth), but it's no joke(s).

When Chelsea raises the Champions League title as the summer looms, the visit to NY for a fan-investor-media parade reroutes some of Satan's buds, the security-men tied to the traveling bus/flock, who arrive at Sturbridge for their night-time archery 'super-game' against the South Jersey Martians.

AMLAN SATAN: We struck about 10-20 wandering semi-invisible Martian humanoids with glowing eyes and eerie visage for IQ.

ALIEN: We concede a sort of ground(s)-stalemate condition but challenge your 'Pirate Satan' to a 1-1 game of chessplay now!

MEDUSA: If this 'pirate' triumphs, I'll withdraw my Proteus-lancet from Earth (hmm). 

'Pirate' (Amlan Satan) had no choice now but to concede this challenge's viability in South Jersey, United States (Earth). He got his Toy-Story chess-set and found the alien seeking to defy/challenge him to draw a stalemate-condition(s) game involving piece-position movement arrays for offense-defense balance fear(s)...perhaps for Facebook-IQ.

ALIEN: Damn...you're balanced my 'smooth' queen-knight advance 'combo' with a 'dark' rook-bishop double-like counter-IQ.

AMLAN SATAN: Looks like stalemate is where we're progressing towards, Mr. Martian (now!).

ALIEN: We concede 'warranted' (permanent!) isolationist-exile in your deep-ocean abyss with no future invasion/contact IQ.

AMLAN SATAN: Excellence...

ESQUIRE: So, you achieved this 'micro-miracle' of Earth-IQ diplomacy with a simple/colored Toy-Story chess-set, eh, Satan?
AMLAN SATAN: It was a lore worth the Facebook-IQ retelling (me thinks!).

However, the new move-in to the area of Sturbridge, a beautiful young Romanian-American woman named Elka, held future 'intrigue' for Pirate Satan, since she was actually/ironically one of the Martians, now left-behind to serve as (permanent) Earth-dwelling 'spy' of the treaty --- she's to marry Amlan Satan and host a family with him (without the knowing). He's planning on fun family-values Facebook-IQ posts for his newfound treasure(s).

ALIEN: We may've been 'exiled' by that dastardly youth-pirate chess-master in disguise (Satan), but we remain watchers-DNA.

The lesson(s) learned here included an illumination of the wonder(s) of Earth-life and IQ-mobilization for community-controls in times of disclosure-challenges or 'invisible' threats requiring choreographed human/social distance(s). It's a suburbia-laser tag fable worth the Facebook-IQ retelling!

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)