People-Diamond: Elfin Division

A strange 'anti-hero' of capitalism-critique in the challenged Windy-City offers narratives on the 'quality' of detective-work!

A commerce culture diorama or critique rather inspired by the program-themes of Carmen Sandiego, which I hope you like! 

DISCLAIMER: The 'fanfiction' here is intended to be a presentation of 'personalized' social media/commentary for commerce-traffic critique and does not reflect any 'enhancement' or 'official/formal contribution' to the genres/works/characters referenced. 

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Amlan Satan is a dentist in the Windy-City but soon found it difficult to comprehend all the insanity-producing traffic consumerism imagination and billboards and decided soon thereafter he'd become a masked underground vigilante-photojournalist of the underside of capitalism street-behaviors/'personality' as the mysterious man 'Storm-Shadow' (reference to a comics-character made popular by Facebook-IQ).

STORM-SHADOW: I've got this special microscope-toy I use to make slides for consumers about tobacco-threads for religion!

When 'Storm-Shadow' started posting strange stories and tales of him following around an English princess claiming capitalism had to be more vigilantly re-presented in cyber-fanzines for social-media dialogue surrounding the 'cinematic marketability' of consumerism lifestyle, his critics warned that he'd become a 'dangerous' Western critic of the accessibility-consciousness of net-dollars.

Inside the Chicago Public Library (CPL), Storm-Shadow was studying Peter-Pan mythology when the 'princess' walked in for her scheduled media-visit, during which Storm-Shadow took sneaky iPhone-shots of her reading Peter-Pan to kids in the Windy-City, for a future cyber-post regarding the access-features of modern traffic institutions like libraries and malls.

PRINCESS: I was walking in the hot Windy-City park when this man in sunglasses/mask came up for a 'gift' of water-balloons!

DETECTIVE: Why'd you claim you'd wanted to 'recast' this media-princess as a cyber-education 'avatar' for social democracy?
STORM-SHADOW: I wasn't stalking her, you know; I used her 'image' for ideations of capitalism maintained by kids!

DETECTIVE: Kids?
STORM-SHADOW: Yeah, kids...kids appreciate the 'strength' of commerce through the lens of 'people' tales (e.g., Mr. Wizard)!

If Storm-Shadow is a 'radical' rendition of Charles Schultz or perhaps even a modern 'cyber'-version of Thomas Nast, will his 'people-friendly' approach to social commentary about capitalism paranoia create the right 'tones' for sane judgements/evaluations of the problem of modern civilization distance(s)? Is he the kid-friendly 'detective' we need for today?

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)