The Solar-Home Salesman

The Solar-Home Salesman

A Story by Abishai100
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A 'stranger' (salesman!) descends upon an Italian-American community (Chicago) to present his 'gold-briefcase' of eco-goods with tinges of darkness.

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An eco-fable inspired loosely by Bubble Boy. Enjoy, 
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A special solar-powered community inhabited mostly by Italian-American citizens was about to be visited by a stranger who'd been an eccentric salesman of eco-energy products, carrying a gold-briefcase filled with 'eco-friendly' toys.



The community, located near Chicago, was a festive area and coordinated various local activities like veteran's affairs and charity events as well as outdoor social-media campaigns rather reflective of modern-era investments and interests. They'd orchestrated the reform to all-solar powered home-power harnessing to complement a national awareness of the responsiveness to global-warming related lifestyle adaptations and renewable-energy investments by the government.



The stranger is Amlan Satan, who's been touring around the United States with his oddball gold-briefcase filled with offbeat eco-friendly goods and products (and toys!). This guy's got it all --- solar-calculators, rechargeable batteries, eco-Xmas lights, hydrogen-fuel toy cars, you name it. He's arrived at this Italian-American community in Chicago with his magical gold-briefcase!



SALES-PITCH: What I offer you fine Italian-Americans (Chicago) is a 'Facebook-IQ' friendly window into life-pageantry wisdom from New Orleans!



RESIDENT COMMENTS: We're frightened as hell at this eccentric who's invaded our fine Chicago solar-community; we know about the 'value/priority' of this important community-organization work regarding eco-conscious goods/toys and lifestyle-consciousness, but this guy was nothing less than a character out of an eerie Melville-tale, insisting that what we'd been doing as otherwise 'good Italian Catholics' (Chicago) was neglecting the basic 'species-IQ' required to make eco-life more reflective of the 'war-shields' to alien-invasion, invasion by aliens who'd be 'mad-as-hell' at their furious opportunity to subjugate an entire species completely 'void' of eco-conscious intelligence.



Fortunately, this stranger/eccentric (Amlan Satan) was chased-away by the Chicago Italian-American community who'd become convinced they'd been 'visited' by the proverbial Melvillian 'Lightning-rod Man' of insurance-paranoia and offering goods/products/toys that simply reminded us all 'good Earthlings' of the living value of rethinking eco-IQ in terms of the 'goodness' of sane/calm roads to Earth's greater dialogue.

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

© 2022 Abishai100


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Added on August 22, 2022
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