The Alien Dossier

An invasion by a Predator-alien involves the vigilante 'Batman' (Amlan Satan) choreographing multiple lines of 'distance' defenses!

A sci-fi adventure-theory inspired by the Predator franchise! 

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The Predator-alien from a faraway dimension arrived into Earth-realm atmosphere and hid his ship in the Grand Canyon using an invisibility-cloaking power and then began to prowl around human civilization areas also using an invisibility-cloaking power during the kickoff the highly-anticipated American football season!

PREDATOR (Alien): I shall create a special dominion for the evaluation of human-sports illegal/dangerous steroids-use for IQ.

This Predator-alien, strangely enough, had visited Earth before, during the formative years of the Egyptian empire and instilled geometric-oddity designs for the complex hieroglyphs of that civilization so as to create an 'anticipatory' imagery for this future/current Earth-civilization prowling navigation-mission and in fact had returned for a 'secret' visit after the fall of Egypt and before the new millennium and planted some of those funny 'alien-rumored' designed crop-circles in the United States.

PREDATOR (Alien): I shall create an Earth-IQ 'dissection' of steroids-use in sports-market culture for invasion-apologetics!

Meanwhile, the hero-vigilante Batman (Amlan Satan) was navigating Earth-society himself and protecting a sports-broadcasting woman named Sheila from a nemesis in the Windy-City from a masked steroids-pumped ex-football athlete named Bane, who'd been planting pirate Facebook-IQ commentary regarding the 'natural' allure of profiteerism in the age of consumerism and capitalism-rich magazine ads. Batman had to therefore shield Sheila from this 'TV' danger!

BATMAN: You won't destroy this lovely American sports-woman from cherished TV-media (ads!), ruthless steroids-man (Bane)!
BANE: I shall turn the challenged Windy-City into a 'cauldron' for the usurping of dollar-trees.

Ironically, Batman (Amlan Satan) was himself an 'avid-fan' of sci-fi/horror adventure comics/media/cinema/lore and was intrigued by the modernism notion that steroids-dialogue in sports-capitalism culture evaluations reflected a human/social focus on the photojournalism behind celebrity culture (athletes, etc.). The Predator-alien therefore wanted to engage him in a special debate for Facebook-IQ.

PREDATOR (Alien): I shall draw out this 'Batman' in the city-streets of Earth to challenge him in chess-intelligence for society!

AMLAN SATAN: Why'd you want to exploit steroids-dilemma during football-TV amidst this Bane-challenge, alien?
PREDATOR (Alien): Well, I wanted to see the 'choreography' of capitalism-defenses, and you're the guy to debate!
BATMAN (Amlan Satan): I've actually been a lifelong fan of chess, alien.
PREDATOR (Alien): Cool; well, that's why my inquiry for non-invasion justification requires a chess-stalemate diagram!
BATMAN (Amlan Satan): So, if I stalemate you in chess, you won't 'add' to the fires of Earth-society fear(s), alien?
PREDATOR (Alien): Precision; perhaps you may use your world-IQ to erect special forms of culture-drive distance(s).

Batman (Amlan Satan) not only saved Sheila (sports-TV broadcaster) from the evil steroids-man Bane but also drew the triumphant stalemate-condition(s) chess-challenge with the invader Predator-alien who consented to simply resign into the Earth-ocean abyss as a (permanent!) isolationist-exile with the now-defined 'intelligentsia-agenda' to pursue a more 'detention' course of democracy.

THE END

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)