American Assurance(s)

Can a modern 'princely' James Bond ('Mr. Linus') find the humbled routes to property-securities for his darling maid/princess (Sabrina)?

An American lifestyle 'fable' inspired by multiple media/movies really. Enjoy, 

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Linus lived in a great mansion in Chicago and wondered about the threats to his estate/properties because of his Interpol-offices relations work with blood-diamond infiltrations in Northern Ireland (United Kingdom).

DIARY-ENTRY: I'm in love with my maid, Sabrina, and I want to marry her; but I want to 'secure' all my fortunes (Facebook!).

INTERPOL: Blood-diamond corruption today threatens the world-gem exchanges and makes terrorism woe(s).

Linus drove to the office one day in his Bentley and wanted to consult with a newly-hired city-detective woman named Sandy who's been specifically assigned to track a strange theater-man, a street-performer who seemed to be showing up everywhere in the city where Linus would visit on weekdays.

DIARY-ENTRY: I consider myself a reasonably conservative American prince of securities/intelligence and like Facebook-chess.

SANDY: Well, your problem, Mr. Linus, may not only be one of 'paranoia' but a 'stalker' assigned by a pirate-gem unit (TV).

Turns out this strange 'stalker' Linus would keep seeing in the city-streets everytime he went into the city on weekdays wasn't simply a 'colored' street-performing theater-man making circus-acts about gypsy warriors allied to the Allies but a pirate-gem informant tied to Sierra Leone blood-diamond barons, and Sandy informed 'Mr. Linus' that what was best to do was to 'lure' this 'gentlemen' into a bank and pay him off --- which is what Linus eventually had to do, in all humility, to simply 'cut' him out of the loop of this modern intelligence/piracy infiltrations intelligence hellmouth. That's American simplicity (sometimes).

SABRINA: You're like a prince of fortunes extracted from the world turning you into a formalized 'djinn' from a fable.

LINUS: Arabian Nights or Shakespeare, Sabrina?
SABRINA: Maybe such romanticism might 'translate' into a 'quality' V-Day gift for my butler-father, an Othello-painting!

LINUS: Cool, Sabrina.

That's the story; and it's one of 'American assurance(s)' wrought from the modern maelstrom of intelligence operations and a humbled 'prince' of James Bond work seeking an 'out' from all this chaos with simplified forms of expenditures-driven chess-play which just might draw him to that 'special simplified happy' world of American Facebook life...alongside his new darling dove (Sabrina).

THE END

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)