Venom of Duracell

Can a vigilance-force match/outmatch a haunting adversarial dragon at Seton Hall to secure media-era student-athletics (soccer!) demos?

A fantasy-patriotism vignette featuring Seton Hall Pirates-soccer distance(s).

DISCLAIMER: I've no 'official/formal' ties to the activity/school(s) referenced in this work of culture-ideation and present this only as a diorama of socialized disparities. 

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Seton Hall campus is where the Saber-Rider vigilante-force from British Columbia arrived to tackle a nemesis haunting the metaphysical aura of the iconic East-Coast school hoisting special student-athlete laurels for modern media/capitalism cyber-fanzines written by everyday 'reporters' of consumerism (Consumerism Reports).

SABER-RIDER: We're from Venus; we've crossed through a 'Stargate' dimension(s)-portal to arrive on Earth to save soccer-IQ!

AMLAN SATAN: We lost one of our crew to a soccer concussion-reacted injury which requires only 3 of us save soccer-news.

ESMERELDA SATAN: Soccer-media is not too iconic in North America as it's in Europe/Latin-America, so Seton Hall is idealized.

JON ROBBEN: Let's just tackled that horrid-adversary, the Black Dragon from the abyss, for the sake of Pirates-soccer news!

The Saber-Rider Venusian force of humanoid-vigilantes on Earth really did want to intervene in this adversarial haunting of the Seton Hall Pirates-soccer season in the new era and stop the Black Dragon despite losing their only-cowboy member Ralph (Scandinavia)!

SETON-HALL NEWSWIRE: A stunning showing against Xavier-Georgetown hoists Pirate-soccer to the level(s) of pure chess!

It was chess that Saber-Rider captain Amlan Satan, who'd replaced Ralph after his departure/isolation, was to face the Black Dragon in a chess-stalemate condition(s) challenge with a movie-themed handcrafted chess-board/set that drew out the metaphysical IQ of this warrior-debate challenge regarding the securities of media-era college athletics hyping student-athlete involvement in the educational distance(s)!

BLACK DRAGON: Damn; you've countered my queen-knight advance(s) with a swift-clear rook-bishop double-line temperance.

AMLAN SATAN (Saber-Rider): Sure, sure; there's balance in stalemate and hence we must consent to diplomatic argument!

BLACK DRAGON: What's so special about the student-athlete in any case, Saber-Rider cap?

AMLAN SATAN (Saber-Rider): As you see through this simple cinema-crafted chess-board/match, we've reached abyss-IQ!

BLACK DRAGON: There's real danger(s) in modern media-sports ads for student-athletics for capitalism securities, no?
AMLAN SATAN (Saber-Rider): My vigilance-force is here at Seton Hall to defend Pirates-soccer for argument(s) of painters!

Amlan Satan and Saber-Rider force achieved the unlikely and denounced the invasion-IQ of the adversarial/haunting Black Dragon of Seton Hall Pirates-soccer tribulation(s) and delineated media-era student-athletics storyboarding as vital for Western society dentistry. The Pirates were en-route to a championship.

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